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shout out to the tgirls with receding hairlines and bald spots btw. ykw and facial hair. thinking about you. ily

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Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there

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get rekt

I did indeed lol. But also, I’m not leaving. I love my hell site.

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“if you’re sensitive to sounds when sleeping, just use earplugs!” i cannot stress enough that the sensory feeling of having my ears fully blocked AND now being able to hear my own heartbeat and breathing and every other sound that’s happening inside my own body is a million times worse than whatever ambient noise may be keeping me awake

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y’all mind if a couple boys speak a little alternian tonight?

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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

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MOOTS ASSEMBLE.

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ek din maut ko bhi procrastinate kar lungi

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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.

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Please reblog

Australian KOSA is occurring right now

They are banning anyone under the age of sixteen from almost all media sites, including YouTube now.

They are including sites they promised they wouldn’t include

They are using inaccurate face scanning tech that does not accurately know your age

The other option is using government IDs

Neither is wanted.

PAY ATTENTION TO THIS RIGHT NOW. PLEASE JUST FOR A MOMENT

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this pride month feels like the hour ticked over to midnight and OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE appeared in my field of view

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[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't Art a Fight" with "good luck art fighters!" underneath in small lettering /END ID]

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What scares me about mcr aging isn’t grey hair or them not touring as much. It scares me deeply to see how scarily heterosexual mikey way has become

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"wait, but what do I say to describe people who cannot get pregnant?" a guide.

Men cannot get pregnant: INCORRECT. Transgender men are men and many are capable of getting pregnant. Also, excludes the plenty of people who are not men who cannot get pregnant.

Cis men cannot get pregnant: INCORRECT. Intersex men who are technically cis, but have uteruses and ovaries, may be capable of pregnancy, even if it's unlikely. Also, excludes the plenty of people who are not men who cannot get pregnant.

Cis perisex men cannot get pregnant: Correct, but excludes the plenty of people who are not men who cannot get pregnant.

People without uteruses cannot get pregnant: Correct, but excludes infertile and menopausal people with uteruses who also cannot get pregnant.

People who cannot get pregnant: CORRECT. Excludes no one.

To use inclusionary language, you don't need to rip through the reeds in search of wider terminology when you could quite literally say things exactly as they are. Inclusive language isn't "overcomplicated" at all. It's straightforward.

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How doomed is their session

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All this discourse on tiktok about trans men lesbians is so baffling to me. Imagine what they would say if they knew cis men lesbians exist too

This might even be a conversation some people here aren't ready for. But either way I'm gonna talk about it. If a cis man experiences queer attraction to women and genuinely identifies with the lesbian label, then that's gender non conforming in itself. They are valid as lesbians. And no I'm not talking about the cis men that intentionally use the label to mock us, if that wasn't obvious.

Some might say that a cis man experiencing queer attraction to women makes them not cis anymore since it is gender non conforming. I don't agree it's that simple though. The words cisgender and transgender both mean a lot in this community. Some are just more comfortable with the cisgender label and that's totally fine. Others might not identify with either, while some identify with both. Theres so many possibilities. People can identify however complex they'd like to as long as they're happy

Even with this explanation it doesn't fully capsulate all the different possibilities of cis men lesbians experiences. As long as they're happy who gives a shit?? This all applies to cis women gays as well, I just mainly mentioned cis men since that's what tiktok is blowing their heads off about right now.

Anyways, go support your lesbian men and gay women friends before pride month ends and we all disappear (Jk. Support them FOREVER!)