he/it/dude/bro/thing~i’m a dumbass. i’m hated by god. i was diagnosed with annoying bitch disease at birth. i self identify as a deplorable bastard. i’m gnawing on your walls from the inside out. i’ve been wanted by the government since 2007. i’m the biggest clown in the room at any given function. there is no method to my madness. you’ll be sorry to have ever had the misfortune of stumbling upon this accursed blog.
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Let’s all light a candle and pour one out for all the trans men who never got to figure out they’re men because they were raised to believe they couldn’t ever be anything other than a wife and a mother and if they ever left the church that all their friends and family go to then they’ll burn in hell for all of eternity. May the names engraved on their tombstones fade to nothing and the dresses they were buried in disintegrate.
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shout out to the tgirls with receding hairlines and bald spots btw. ykw and facial hair. thinking about you. ily
#bc a lot of y’all only like transfems that ‘pass’#gives you a quick forehead kiss or if you’re uncomfortable with that then instead i just jump around you saying yippee!! instead#<3#transmasc transfem solidarity#transfem positivity#trans ppl shouldn’t have to pass to be supported and accepted and loved#you’re valid#yes you’re still cute if you have these features yes you’re still a girl yes you’re still beautiful and feminine yes the haters are dumb ily#trans pride#mtf#oh also happy yuri day when i’m posting this#:3#real feminists support ‘non cis passing’ transfems
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Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there
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get rekt
I did indeed lol. But also, I’m not leaving. I love my hell site.
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“if you’re sensitive to sounds when sleeping, just use earplugs!” i cannot stress enough that the sensory feeling of having my ears fully blocked AND now being able to hear my own heartbeat and breathing and every other sound that’s happening inside my own body is a million times worse than whatever ambient noise may be keeping me awake
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y’all mind if a couple boys speak a little alternian tonight?
#caption is killing me bc ik the reference#y’all mind if a white boy speaks a little espanol tn?#hs posting#homestuck cosplay
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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.
🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.
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ek din maut ko bhi procrastinate kar lungi
#don’t we all#i don’t even speak hindi but this is beautiful now that i’ve translated it#i believe it says ‘one day i will procrastinate even death’#holy nuts bro that’s so real#bites op /pos#if my translation’s fucked up you can stab me before correcting it#it’s okay
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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.
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Australian KOSA is occurring right now
They are banning anyone under the age of sixteen from almost all media sites, including YouTube now.
They are including sites they promised they wouldn’t include
They are using inaccurate face scanning tech that does not accurately know your age
The other option is using government IDs
Neither is wanted.
PAY ATTENTION TO THIS RIGHT NOW. PLEASE JUST FOR A MOMENT
#why is the world going to shit rn#AUGHHHHH#australians i’m so sorry y’all have to put up with this bs i hope things get better#stay safe everyone no matter where you are#shit is hard rn
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this pride month feels like the hour ticked over to midnight and OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE appeared in my field of view
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[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't Art a Fight" with "good luck art fighters!" underneath in small lettering /END ID]
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What scares me about mcr aging isn’t grey hair or them not touring as much. It scares me deeply to see how scarily heterosexual mikey way has become
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"wait, but what do I say to describe people who cannot get pregnant?" a guide.
Men cannot get pregnant: INCORRECT. Transgender men are men and many are capable of getting pregnant. Also, excludes the plenty of people who are not men who cannot get pregnant.
Cis men cannot get pregnant: INCORRECT. Intersex men who are technically cis, but have uteruses and ovaries, may be capable of pregnancy, even if it's unlikely. Also, excludes the plenty of people who are not men who cannot get pregnant.
Cis perisex men cannot get pregnant: Correct, but excludes the plenty of people who are not men who cannot get pregnant.
People without uteruses cannot get pregnant: Correct, but excludes infertile and menopausal people with uteruses who also cannot get pregnant.
People who cannot get pregnant: CORRECT. Excludes no one.
To use inclusionary language, you don't need to rip through the reeds in search of wider terminology when you could quite literally say things exactly as they are. Inclusive language isn't "overcomplicated" at all. It's straightforward.
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