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it’s like you’re being ratatouilled but the rat is your shame

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I know I’ve posted about this but I still think about the time I was a dog groomer in the middle of nowhere and that old lady called in and said she had a wolf and we were like whatever and booked her because sooo many people who say they even have wolf crosses actually just have GSD/malamute crosses or whatever so she came in and it was actually a wolf and I was like ma’am idk if I can bathe your wolf actually and she was like I told you it was a wolf and I was like I mean. That’s true you are correct this is on us. However,

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i love clicking through wikipedia links in articles. hello burchard of worms. how did i get here. love your name.

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whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly

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Getting sucked into a jet engine and coming out the other side a little more handsome

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I love just looking up anything and everything

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‏Today's vetted fundraisers

We are a family of four girls and two boys from Gaza. At the start of the war, we faced terrifying nights, living in constant fear. We were displaced from our home in northern Gaza due to nearby threats, then again when houses around us were bombed. A third displacement occurred when we were forced to move south, enduring harsh weather, food and water shortages, and health issues. Despite these hardships, we continued to face bombings, and my mother was injured. We lost my eldest brother, Nidal, who stayed in northern Gaza and hasn’t been heard from since November 10, 2023. Our family now struggles with extreme difficulties, including the loss of education and jobs. Our lives and dreams have been shattered. We urgently need help to leave Gaza to continue our studies and ensure our safety.

Kr321_kr1,000,000,00

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fake bisexual men nowadays just have ugly haircuts and mustaches znd wear jewellry at least in the 90s they were kissing men with tongue for real

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bored of all my music so i think im just gonna start hitting people with large blunt objects

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bored of all my music so i think im just gonna start hitting people with large blunt objects

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bored of all my music so i think im just gonna start hitting people with large blunt objects

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The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:

-what if this bad thing was good instead

-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want

-would that be fucked up or what

-I think that shit's hot

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SHOP UPDATE!

egg mini prints, fish you were here, frog dissection, colorful flies, come and get em <3

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"im gonna kill myself" [remembers that suicide jokes scare my loved ones] "and im taking you with me!"

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"hows the job search going"

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i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby

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horny frenchman voice: tonight I will be jacqueing off to a porneaux