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This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

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Guys 2014 is in two months

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Yes, I was the only one in a costume, and yes, it was awkward, but I had to rep cryptid goths in my very conservative, corporate workplace

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Spoilers for Venom 3

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My laptop ran an update while I was sleeping last night which would've been fine except that the fan pad it sits on has rgb lights that fire up whenever the the computer first powers on, so in the middle of the night my computer finished its restart sequence and this happened:

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this is what i mean when i say "sniles so sneetly" btw

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One of my favourite things about gus and shawn is that they both approach their most fundamental and similar qualities in opposite directions. Shawn is a crazy person who happens to be intelligent. Gus is an intelligent person who happens to be silly. Shawn doesn't know the word "hence" but managed to identify a guy's argentinian accent from the 1 (one) month he spent there 10+ years prior. Gus deduces how an old tourist trap is falling apart due to illegal mining and asks "hmm why would a ghost do this" in the very next sentence. Shawn is the seemingly unsophisticated guy with frivilous tatse but Gus is the one obsessed with reality television. Sometimes they align together, sometimes they mismatch like polka dots and stripes. Dynamic of all time

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I love this clip so much. Lassie just knows. Immediately what Shawn is about to do. It’s like when a dog has something in its mouth and is tryna sneak past u w it but it’s so obvious. Or when u have to tell a cat not to push a vase off the counter top

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women in STEM (shitty posture, tired all the time, eyebags, miserable)

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Hwang Da Seul do you think you’re slick ? *cries*

Let free the curse of taekwondo (2024)

To my star 2 (2022)

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In the Psych pilot they made Shawn a "cool guy" who is good with women and drives his motorcycle, and after that they said: "what if we make him really pathetic instead?", and honestly it's the best decision they could have made.

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i believe we as a society need to discuss the first episode of a virtuous business post haste

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got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style

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personally i just think it should be illegal to have more than 2 things going Bad with your body at a time. it's just excessive. i want to speak to a manager. the current hardware was not designed with the user in mind.

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One of my fav Psych (2006) gags is when Henry will just be vibin, living his best life, and then BOOM there is Shawn Being Shawn.

Enjoying the morning news? Surprise! Yes that’s your idiot son now running for mayor. Are you just trying to enjoy your favourite Spanish drama? BOOM how about Shawn dressed as FedEx driver enters on stage left.

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honestly I love the later seasons of psych mainly because they took Shawn’s craziness in the early seasons and gave it to lassie. Wdym he used to read his sister Miranda rights as a bedtime story. Wdym he’s been micro-dosing chloroform to build tolerance for over 15 years. Someone take away his gun that man is not mentally stable