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if you abandon gender hard enough you can unlock the secret state of nirvana where all clothes give you the thrill of crossdressing

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"i got myself some little treats and now life isn't so hard anymore" local woman admits

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broadway antique market

i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen.  i’m framing it.  it cost $1.

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u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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cereal is such a time-sensitive food to eat… it is not for those who like to dilly dally

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she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.

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checking over the work email five times to make sure i typed 'thanks for your quick response' and not the full lyrics to closer by nine inch nails

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The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.

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lord grant me the serenity to do my laundry, the courage to do my laundry, and the wisdom to do my laundry

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rb to explode

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