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getting murdered but i can’t even afford the name brand stuff so im getting snawed in half and scrabbed to death and shit

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ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

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court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

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🏹💘...!

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RUPERT GILES + text posts

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer 5.14 | "Crush"

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Why exactly can't we damage this Polka thing's arms?

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SPUFFY + text posts

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buffy summers is the ultimate "she should have been at the club". because she was at the club. often. and yet,

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I know someone’s probably said this before but spike is the most character ever like

he’s platinum blond. he’s mousy brunet. he’s a 70s punk. he’s a victorian poet. he’s a violent killer. he’s a mama’s boy. he likes crazy murderous women. he uses cutesy pet names for them. he lives in a crypt. he watches soap operas. he’s william the bloody. he’s love’s bitch. he’s catty. he is co-parenting a teenager. he’s a lab rat for a government organization. he and his gf fucked a house down one time. he’s a vampire. he crumbles wheatabix into cups of blood for texture. he’s the slayer of slayers. he’s babygirl. he hates the english. he IS english. he has an eyebrow scar. he’s bisexual.

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer 5.05 | No Place Like Home

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This episode was gold

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+ bonus:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – 2.03: School Hard | 2.22: Becoming Part 2

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Spike's Jewelry in Season 6

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happy out for a walk bitch day to those who celebrate

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Ministry gala AU 

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Buddie Countdown to Season 8:

27 days.