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I wanna write a story in a switching pov of Roman and Remus and they both have the worst case of unreliable narrator so absolutely nothing makes any sense until they have a fucking conversation with each other then everything starts to rapidly click together in an almost overwhelming whirlwind of 'what the fuck is happening.'

Anyway, I don't know anything beyond that sooooo have that thought.

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he’s so cute I need to watch the lights of his eyes fade as I choke him to death

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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.

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Prince whose noblest knight keeps insisting that he would throw himself upon his own blade to bleed himself dry of sin should his liege request it has to reassure concerned citizens, "I've never asked him to do that."

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It's not enough to call your knight a "good boy". Sometimes you've got to hit him with a "you're the only one worthy to sit at my feet".

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Quick doodle of @shut-up-its-funny's @rr-shattered-memory boys!

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I wish I still had one specific notebook I used in middle school cause that thing was just chock full of stupid little like four panel comics that I thought up when bored in class but I don't remember any of them anymore.

Except the ones with Bill and Todd(?) these little spiders and every comic started with Todd saying "hey Bill" and Bill responds with "hey Todd" and it would usually continue with a how/what ya doing or something and the third panel Bill would say something completely off the walls and the last panel was always Todd saying something like "what the fuck Bill."

Anyway, I wish I still had that notebook.

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no homo but the deer in headlights look you got going on is doing it for me

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Do you wanna play with each others wounds

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another great ship dynamic is "characters who are deeply traumatized and haunted by nightmares are finally able to get a peaceful night of sleep in each other's arms"

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HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO PUNISH A KNIGHT WHO BLUSHES AND SMILES EVERY TIME YOU TRY

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boob window showing off the gaping hole in my chest

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let’s do something unethical together, just the two of us. for fun.

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the idea of standing in between a man’s legs who’s just been in a fight and is all bruised and battered while tending to his wounds …. all while his hand (a hand that is usually rough and malicious) is gently placed on the back of your thigh, just below your ass …. he’s looking at you as if you’ve hung the moon in the sky ……….. it gets me going

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Look we're having a serious discussion here and my heart shaped pupils are none of your concern.

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ship dynamic i really like

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bending him over a table is not enough i need to eat his heart