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Art by Priya Kakati

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Art by Davood Moghaddami

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Art by Danijela Antunović

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Postcanon Farcille indulgence

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whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

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the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling

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my gungeon doodles

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It’s hard being a little guy 🥺

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I think part of why I love Chilchuk is because he is just so solidly a blue collar dude.

He got screwed over once and decided to form an entire ass labor union about it

Puts a firm value on his labor

Instinctually accepts that someone else leaving the party to take care of their finances isn’t a betrayal because the job isn’t your friendship

He is incredibly particular about his craftsmanship

And also his tools

Doesn’t like to mix work and his personal life

Cagey about how old he is because he’s in an industry we’re aging can be a liability

Warms up to Senshi once he starts seeing him as a fellow skilled tradesman

His dad drank himself to death and he still drinks heavily himself

“What? You can’t get drunk on this, it’s not strong enough.”

Fucked up his marriage because he spent too much time at work and was bad at emotional availability

Knows how to braid hair because he did it for his daughters

Has a daughter who is just mini him (and she’s the one who wears her hair in braids, my heart 🥺)

He’d fit right in with my father and my uncles and my coworkers, and I love that so much. Just a working class guy who’s in it because it’s his job and he took the money, so he’s gonna follow through.

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chilchuck saw middle class top-of-her-magic-academy marcille and decided she had ulterior moves entering the dungeon. and he was ansolutely right

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I started to read "How to win friends and influence people" by Dale Carnegie, because I feel like a fucking wild animal that just escaped enclosure when I'm trying to make friends. So I'm reading this book and going "ooh, I'll have try that tactic, never thought of writing down stuff about them so I can suprise them on the next meeting with how much I remember, wonder how far can you push it before it starts being too creepy?" and I realized I'm starting to minmax talking to people like this neurodivergent mf:

There is truthly two wolves inside every neurodivergent person one is Laios Touden and the other is just Kabru.

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the party might be fighting a dragon in the next few hours and he pours himself a cup anyways; chilchuck isn't practical, he's just the most normal middle-aged man to ever exist in anime

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Everyone wants to talk about how Senshi is a tumblr sexyman but...Senshi is actually attractive. Like even aside from the fact that he's pretty good-looking he's a nice, sweet guy and he can cook and loves doing it. He's a perfectly eligible candidate for marriage, which kind of goes against the spirit of a tumblr sexyman.

Chilchuck, however? Chilchuck is a tumblr sexyman. What the fuck do you people see in him