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I miss when the creepypasta fandom was wacky and cringe and stupid. Nowadays it's all the realistic portrayals with them as twisted abusive psychos. I know that realistically that's what they'd be like but damn! BACK IN MY DAY we had the Cweepypasta series, the double rainbow jeff video, low fps mmd dance videos with like 6 pixels in total and the clothes and hair kept clipping through the body, amvs where it'd just be emo songs playing over a slideshow of fanart of the characters as hot anime boys with too much airbrush shading, the not like other girls memes, the abusive family y/n gets saved by the guy who murders her entire household fanfics, I MISS IT.

HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHERE WE CAME FROM?

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

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Hi, I just saw your blog, I like the things on your blog

Oh thank you

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creepypasta headcanons!1!1!!1

Aight here are some creepypasta headcanons cuz im bored

Slenderman

-his tentacles are furry and look like really long cat tails and get puffy and zig zaggy when he’s mad. -He is a father figure to the proxies but not a super good one and typically ends up seeming like an evil boss when he wants to appear as a father figure.

-There are two computers in the whole mansion that are old but work enough to search the internet and play minecraft

-Slenderman usually doesn’t leave the proxies alone when he’s going out for awhile because the one time he did, Jeff and Ben downloaded 69 bites of gay old man 🌽 on his computer and then Clockwork shat on it after. He cried when he got home.

Jeff The Killer

-I headcanon he’s vegan bc he loves animals

-absolute baby with fragile ‘masculinity’

-his friends joke about him being a republican hillbilly because he’s southern. (actually has a very slight accent too.)

-He’s friends with Nina despite knowing that she has a crush on him. He doesn’t mind. -he makes really gay jokes with ben

-Showers like once a month and smells bad. -I headcanon that he’s asexual and fairly androgynous. Doesn’t really know what he’s romantically attracted to, nor does he care.

-Wants to be friends with Jane again but knows he can’t.

-he was high on pain killers when he killed his family and Jane’s family in the same night and continued killing because he thought there would be no going back and now is afraid of drugs.

-edgy 15 year old with offensive tumblr humor

-Toby jokes about him being fat

-His favorite song is sweet dreams.

-was actually friends with Randy, Keith, and Troy. But a massive argument caused them to stop being friends and led to the whole incident.

Ben Drowned

-Doesn’t shower

-100% gay

-Can control the power in the mansion and make the lights turn off or something.

-Surpringly good with technology and doxxes people when he’s mad. He also jokingly threatened to leak Liu’s address which scared Liu half to death.

-Has a best friend trolling trio with Jeff and EJ

-His room smells bad

-owns a worn out gaming chair

Eyeless Jack

-Doesn’t actually like eating kidneys, Chernobog just makes him, but sometimes he fools Chernobog by eating kidney beans

-Gets weirded out when somebody calls him the “son of Chernobog” because he thinks it’s weird and too fancy.

-Listens to rap music

-Tried to become a rapper and used garbage YouTube beats, he made five songs that were all about fingering Otis (Bloody Painter). He also sampled an audio of Jeffrey beatboxing sweet dreams in the background of one of his songs. This same song had kazoo in the bridge

-ex zalgo goon but nobody knows but Slenderman and he’s too scared of what everyone would think if they knew.

-Extremely insecure about his face and always has his mask on. Only people who’ve seen are Jeff and Slenderman.

Ticci Toby

-Asshole with hatchets -joked about being flat earth but now thinks he might actually be flat earth

-besties with Clockwork

-Hates waffles. He hates them so much, he went into a gas station at 9pm, shoplifted a box of frozen waffles, threw them at a group of middle schoolers, and popped a cap in the cashier’s ass when he tried to stop Toby. He actually got his face on the news for this. One time, Lazari poured syrup in the vents and the mansion smelled like waffles for a whole week, Toby had constant headaches while throwing up and crying because he thought the mansion smelled so bad.

-Very quiet and always cooperative, so he’s like Slenderman’s favorite.

-bullies jeff for apparently being fat.

-literally doesn’t sleep

-Around most people he’s his canon self, that is very cold and quiet. Around his friends he’s more fanon Toby, annoying, immature, and has a weird sense of humor.

-encouraged Jeff to go full hillbilly mode and run over Offenderman with a truck.

-smells like cat pee and butter

-Always has an attitude and mad about something.

Bloody Painter

-Listened to all 5 of EJ’s soundtracks. Has the kazoo one on his Spotify playlist.

-Artistic

-Comes off as smart but says the dumbest thing every now and then.

-Scared of potatoes. He thinks they crawl around his room at night.

-Had the weird ice cream cut in middle school.

-Doesn’t wash his hands

Clockwork

-has a very stylish pixie cut.

-people often look at her clock eye to check the time.

-makes up things to be mad about

-has a Barbie doll that Sally gave her that was naked, bald, and didn’t have arms. She twisted its legs backwards and gave it prosthetic tampon arms so that it could sit on her nightstand on all fours. His name is Hector.

-shat on Slenderman’s computer

-besties with Toby. They were actually a couple once but then Clockwork found out she was lesbian and they broke it off. Now they’re best friends and both assholes and say the meanest things to each other as jokes.

-Has freckles all over her face. Like literally everywhere.

-Has vine humor

Nina The Killer

-absolute scene queen

-Jazmin Bean listener

-Has more anger issues than Jeff

-Didn’t kill her family. It was her bullies who killed her family.

-Toby hit her with a shoe and then chased her around the mansion to hit her with the shoe more.

-“I’m not like other girls” mindset.

-actually very sweet when she’s not mad

-dyes the streak in her hair a different color every month

(Part 2?)

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surrounding yourself with too many suicidal people (and what it does)

hello.

my name is moll. I need to talk to you. And before I do, I need to put a trigger warning on this post. I will be discussing mental health and suicidal topics. If these trigger you, do not continue reading ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

most people have that one friend who isn’t doing so well. Most people have a friend that is not doing so well and obviously needs comfort and reassurance from friends. That is okay. Some people have friends with serious issues or mental disabilities, causing them to not act like the social norm for people. That is okay.

it becomes a problem when you’re in fear. You’re in fear that you could wake up tomorrow and they aren’t here anymore. It becomes a problem when you have to always make sure that they don’t go off the deep end on you. It scares you, right? And I’m not saying you should not be friends with people when they become suicidal, I’m saying that there’s a problem when it feels like your job to make sure they don’t do anything stupid. When it feels like it’s your responsibility to make sure they’re alive. When you feel like you have to be friends with them BECAUSE they’re suicidal. You can be there for them when they are suicidal without leaving them, but there’s a problem when their problems start turning into yours. You’re scared of them. You’re scared because they refuse to get help. You’re scared of them dying. Your friendship, is fueled by fear.

It’s a huge problem when you surround yourself with an entire group of people like this. Being in an entire groupchat or friend group with people like this is harmful to not only their mental health, but yours too. People always talking about how they want to go off the deep end, talking about the drugs they’re doing, showing pictures of their self harm to you. An entire group of people, and then other suicidal people you may know outside that friend group or group chat. ⚠️Not all suicidal people are like this, I’m talking about when they are VERY suicidal⚠️

I’m going to speak from experience now. I have been surrounded with suicidal people for god who knows how long. Having a ton of friendships with people who are about to go off the deep end, and having to constantly make sure they don’t, scars you bad. I have a feeling it’s going to stick with me forever. At first I thought, “I could help them.”, but now I can’t get a good nights sleep praying that they are alive and breathing tomorrow. I’ve been vented to, I’ve seen peoples self harm, I’ve let people over share about their lives to me. So many people, all the venting and the sadness. They say the same things every day, you don’t know how to respond anymore, and they rarely respond to your vents. I thought it was okay. But what has it done to me?

It manipulated me into thinking my problems don’t matter, because all of my friends have it worse. They can tell me anything, even if it affects me badly. I’ve never been able to fully talk to them about it, hopefully one day I can. But for now I’ve dug myself into a huge hole, it’s so hard to get out. I am on so many waiting lists for therapy, nobody is available. I wish I could’ve told my younger self to not do what I did. There’s a huge messy ball of depression and anxiety hanging over me, with the right help I can cut it open, but the right help is just out of reach for now.

You don’t have to be like me. You don’t have to pray to god you get help, you don’t have to go sleepless nights hoping your friends are here tomorrow. You don’t have to be like me. Surround yourself with people who have a good influence on you.

its okay to be suicidal, its okay to have suicidal friends. It’s okay to vent and it’s okay to be vented to, but it becomes a problem when your whole social life is fueled by fear. Be there for your friends when they’re not doing okay, but let them know when you’re not doing okay either. Make sure they care.

If you made it this far, thank you for reading.

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this fandom raised me,, and too many others

tribute to the slenderverse + creepypasta “family” thing that happened w too many of us-

no one could tell lil me that slendy-wendy wasnt my dad (nothing has changed)

AND that I couldn’t just run into the woods somewhere, armed w waffles and cheesecake, to become apart of a serial killer family.

AND IK IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

so here’s to my forever comfort characters - love ya. muah!

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my crush is in love with somebody else

im gonna shatter

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wait y’all

Who’s the kid with the blue hair and mask from sally face 🤨

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NOOOOOO WAAAAHAHAH WAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOO

I ACCIDENTALLY LIKED A ONCEST POST AND AN ANTI ATHEISM POST ON TIK TOK AND I TRIED TO UNLIKE THEM BUT MY TIK TOK ISNT WORKING WAAAAAAAA 💀😭

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Just so that y’all get less confused

I changed my name from octopie-cherry to cacao-snorter. 😋

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shitty lore

𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔬𝔡𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔩𝔦𝔣𝔢 𝔞𝔠𝔠𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔥𝔞𝔡 𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫 𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔭 𝔬𝔣𝔣, 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔣𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔬 𝔞 𝔠𝔩𝔬𝔲𝔡, 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔠𝔩𝔬𝔲𝔡 𝔤𝔯𝔢𝔴 𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔶 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔯𝔶, 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔞 𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔴𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔣𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔬𝔣 𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔶, 𝔯𝔬𝔶𝔞𝔩, 𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔴𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔭𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔢𝔡 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔨𝔶. 𝔗𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔪𝔶𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔬𝔲𝔰 𝔴𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔭𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔢𝔡 𝔬𝔫 𝔞 𝔩𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫, 𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔰 𝔦𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔡𝔢.

(hahahaha)

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You’ll only know what I’m talking about if you’ve listened to portals

Whenever I try to lay down and sleep all my bones start cracking and I sound like that part in the contortionist with all the bone snapping sound affects. Literally like all of my bones crack. This post is prolly exaggerating. who knows

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Some art I guess

Yeah uh, I have a bad habit of making front facing art. I usually like to draw art that’s weird, slutty, or weird & slutty. So uh yeah

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random things I wanna eat that aren’t edible

-legos(they look crunchy)

-gym shoes with air pockets(I like to think they are filled with jelly)

-buildings(I feel like they’d be nice and crunchy like Kit Kats)

-my crush 😻 (this one is a joke)

-bleach(I always wanna know what it taste like)

-water balloons (I feel like the texture would be nice, where ya chew on it and then it pops and the water spills out)

-makeup(the texture looks so appealing)

-transparent dice(I feel like they’d taste like lollipops)

-potions from cartoons (they look like they’d taste like juice)

-remote (it looks like chocolate sometimes)

what about y’all what’s something you wanna eat that isn’t edible