shuvva

[shuvva]

Substrate Shorts “Illogic Trap” June 2025

---

Checkmate, mental health

[shuvva]

Substrate Shorts “Poison Brigade” March 2025

---

Have you talked to YOUR children about not drinking mysterious vials full of glowing fluid?

[shuvva]

posting in the groupchat when you’re the only one who’s PST and it’s after everyone else’s bedtime

[shuvva]

grizzled mercenaries are always being like "I'm sick and tired of being a pawn in someone elses game" like their job isn't literally rent-a-pawn

[shuvva]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[shuvva]

can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

[shuvva]

I think more people should add profoundly unsexy traits to their original characters and character headcanons tbh.

Where’s all the OCs out there who’ve got IBS. What about ones that drool in their sleep. “Your fav has dandruff” type of shit

[shuvva]

identifying political ideologies by vague statements 2024 edition

• "both sides have gotten a bit extreme lately": conservative

• "i'm not really into politics": conservative

• "it's good to accept different opinions": conservative

• "i'm a conservative": 100% hitler

[shuvva]

are you ever in a bad mood and mistakenly flatten all human experience

[shuvva]

[shuvva]

you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

[shuvva]

[shuvva]

somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

[shuvva]

they should invent a 2025 where good things happen

[shuvva]