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According to wikipedia, an alternative word for schwa is vokalmummel.

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You all made me really want this book! The official description also seems promising: (Excerpt) “Could Harriet and Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel? Soon enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to get complicated. Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one universal truth: love is real.“

It has happened.

I have purchased Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus

Will provide updates

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highkey when will someone write the lesbian emma adaptation we deserve ,,, just make knightley a woman and make emmas arc abt overcoming her comphet need to end up with a man its that easy

Emma:

thinks she’s smarter than everyone else (recall that Dykes to Look Out For panel like “I used to think I was just smarter than other girls but then I realised I was gay”)

says that she will never marry because she doesn’t need the ££ and she has her father and will have nieces and nephews so she can’t be tempted to leave the enviable position of respectable celibacy

EXCEPT FOR the crush that she’s assigned herself on a man she has NEVER MET.

all of this:

“Emma knew [Miss Smith] very well by sight, and had long felt an interest in [her], on account of her beauty. […] She was a very pretty girl, and her beauty happened to be of a sort which Emma particularly admired.”

“She was so busy in admiring those soft blue eyes…that the evening flew away at a very unusual rate.”

from Mr Knightley: “I cannot rate her beauty as you [Emma] do,” / “Emma, your infatuation about that girl blinds you.”