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this right here is the face of a man who kept a secret for 5 years and finally having it revealed

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I interrupt your scrolling to say: this is the love of my life, Minnie.

This is my angel, the light of my life, my reason of getting up, my actual child, and I will hear no words against her. Reblog to show her the love she deserves.

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"that's my girl" is one of the sweetest and cutest thing that i really want to hear, like yes i am. you're right say it again

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doing butterfly knife shit to her penis

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(they r in luv)

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glad to see those spreading the truth

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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#Happy Labor Day to Shrek I guess

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kill the shift manager in your brain

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You don’t say.

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oh my god

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Stop trying to be productive

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cant stop thinking abt ursula k. le guin’s essay abt the carrier bag theory….. she’s like, maybe the first human tool was not a weapon, but rather something that holds, a bag, a pouch, a vessel, something for gathering and storing and sharing. let’s shift the narrative of humanity from that of violence to that of safekeeping. and i’m like

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— Excerpt from ‘Treading Water’

[ID: text reads “Drowning doesn’t look like drowning, it’s swimming till it’s not.”]