shyfrog-says
shyfrog-says
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Shitposts, rants, and original stories. | They/It | 21 | I am not half as smart as I pretend to be. | Dracula apologist | Experienced infodumper
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shyfrog-says · 1 year ago
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shyfrog-says · 1 year ago
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Noor Harazeen you are the world's hero. You're completely correct, this is not normal. This is evil and no human needs to make these decisions.
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shyfrog-says · 1 year ago
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feel free to share the truth...
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shyfrog-says · 1 year ago
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RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)
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shyfrog-says · 1 year ago
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shyfrog-says · 1 year ago
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Final Round
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Propaganda under the cut
Miss Piggy
She is the queen of Girlbossing. She lies to get what she wants, and keeps out any she thinks isn't worthy of what she has to offer. She is perhaps the original Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss.
GLaDOS
I mean, obviously.
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shyfrog-says · 1 year ago
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happy birthday trans people
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shyfrog-says · 1 year ago
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god hid the prostate away deep within the tender floral flesh of a woman because she knew if that thing was out in the open i'd be barking and chewing on it like a purse dog snatching up a rat from the bodega floor
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shyfrog-says · 1 year ago
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It's "feminism" to Americans.
Times like these when you realize how truly rotten the west is.
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shyfrog-says · 1 year ago
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this is like just a fourth of a whole musical medley addressing that you can’t live like the simpsons anymore. harsh :(
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shyfrog-says · 1 year ago
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Amazing
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shyfrog-says · 1 year ago
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Knowing you want to reach out and make friends, but also knowing that everybody prefers to be approached differently, everybody has a different idea of what they want in a friend, and everybody has the desire for new friends at different times and you just know, for some reason you feel like you just KNOW, that you are going to be the wrong person or on the wrong day or approach in the wrong way and another potential friend will pass you by.
Feeling this really bad right now.
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shyfrog-says · 1 year ago
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Doctor Who really managed to make one of the most cringefail loser love interests ever with Danny Pink. Cries about killing a civilian as a british soldier, but doesn't hate or regret being a soldier, and instead tries to complain about how all the "good" he did "never gets talked about." Dunno what the british version of rotc is, but he literally spends at least an hour a day barking military rhetoric at children. Literally actually said the words, "I don't do weird," to Clara, who for some reason didn't immediately lose interest in him then and there.
Like, how lame can a love interest get? What happened to the days of Mickey Smith Defender of Earth, Immortal Jack, and the Last Centurion????
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shyfrog-says · 1 year ago
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hmmm
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