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shadow vs lemon

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Never trust a social media site that doesn't have weird furries

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we all know pokemon was made by an autistic person but consider the idea that it was made for autistic people as well:

1. absolutely nothing in the entire game requires dexterity or quick reaction time. you can beat the game with no problems even if you have the reaction time of a shuckle

2. game mechanics based on categorization, things placed neatly into categories that are easy to memorize

3. there are multiplayer elements but the game itself? completely single player. no social interaction required to enjoy the hell out of this game

4. you are not only encouraged but expected to have empathy for and form an attachment to these virtual creatures that do not actually exist, which is very easy for an autistic person with hyperempathy to do

5. the whole point of the game is collecting things. autistics will understand this one

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Yiff

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He is, very much so

my friends are telling me to be more transparent

VENOM THE LAST DANCE VENOM THE LAST DANCE VENOM THE LAST DANCE VENOM THE LAST DANCE VENOM THE LAST DANCE

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*breaks down into a cooing mess of gelatinized happiness*

When the truly ancient gods were rediscovered, they didn't seek vengeance on a world that had forgotten them - rather, they were happy that the humans they were so fond of remembered them once again after untold millenia of loneliness.

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So when does he die of a heart attack?

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every night owl I know (myself included) is as careful as possible and as quiet as a mouse so not to wake up or disturb people who are asleep while they’re awake but from the moment a morning person wakes up they will make as much noise as possible as if their god given purpose is the be the loudest most inconsiderate person alive

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

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fondly remembering that time I was working as a cashier when I was 19-20 and my former bus driver and his wife came through. He says to me "Hey, you look familiar" and I reply "Yes, I was one of the bus kids you drove, specifically the one you screamed at and threatened to ban from the bus and make walk home because I was crying out in pain while the other kids were ripping huge chunks of hair out of my head but you did nothing about them." and his wife slowly looked at him like this

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maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

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Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

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the difference between Ralsei and Kris getting thrown by Susie is actually so funny

Ralsei is just. allowing it. but also completely bewildered.

but Kris is so ready to be thrown and Susie is so psyched to throw them. this is peak team attack

It’s funnier when you consider these Werewires are the very first normal enemies you encounter after K.Round.

Kris really saw Susie throwing Ralsei and thought “that’s gonna be me at the first opportunity”

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Hnnnng. Colonel. I’ve infiltrated Shadow Moses.

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in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.