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Me: Sam! We got a new home phone for you guys!

Sam, age 7: really?!

Me: *shows him the flip phone my mom requested*

Sam: *throws self on floor* ugh!! That's USELESS to me!!!

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today i found out that my favorite vine has an extended version and i couldnt be happier

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Nick: *walks into bathroom* ugh! It's smells awful in here! Who was in here last??

Me: ...you were

Nick: ...

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But I didn't burn it!

Matt, age 13 - full on bawling as he's forced to clean up burnt sausage.

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Me: *spawning rabbits in minecraft into a pit then blowing them up*

Sampson: Yes! I like it when you blow up the bunnies.

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Sampson: ugh! I'm so sick of stairs!

Me: aren't we all?

Layla: me too! We should get a slide!

Sampson: no, an escalator

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Sampson: can I have some candy?

Me: no it's mine.

Sampson: *falls to the ground in desperation*

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Layla, sitting in the fetal position, rocking back and forth, crying: I can't find my $2 from the tooth fairy!!

Me: oh boy

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I like Snapchat!

Layla, after using one filter

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'Perfect girls make perfect enemies' I got that from a book!

Layla

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‘Tom and Jerry isn’t real’

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Layla: *brings me my bag without asking*

Layla: am I your pheasant?!

Me: no, a pheasant is a bird and a peasant is a poor non-royal. You are my slave.

Layla: no I am not!

Layla: I am your queen.

Layla: ASSEMBLE THE DRAGONS!!

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Layla, eyes crossed, weird face, mocking voice: tell me I’m beautiful. Tell me I’m beautiful! TELL ME I’M BEAUTIFULL! Me: ok… uh, you’re beautiful Layla: LIAR!!

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I'm going to name her Chika!

Layla after we got chickens, not knowing fnaf and me staring at her trying not to laugh.

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Me tickling Layla

Layla: stop! You're gonna make me pee!

Me: ok. *stops*

Layla: *screams as she runs to the bathroom and pees herself.

Layla: *crying* you made me pee!

Me: *laughing my head off*

Layla: *tries to stay mad but starts laughing.

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*singing* cardboard comes from cows.

Paisley, age 15