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it went as well as you can imagine :

her: im going to fuck ace

not in a good way

me: ah ?

her: magma man is provoking him

and he's responding to his provocation

if he dies because of that he's dead to me.

me: understandable

like 3 minutes later :

her: NO

I W AS KIDDING

FUCK NO

I WAS JOKING

I WAS KI DDING

I WAS NOT SEIRUS

I WAS NOT SZRIOUS

(and much more caps lock after that)

screenshot for proof (yes it Moo Deng, tw: french)

a friend is watching one piece

she doesn't know about marinford

she doesn't know about marineford

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it happens in 10 episodes

a friend is watching one piece

she doesn't know about marinford

she doesn't know about marineford

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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

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a friend is watching one piece

she doesn't know about marinford

she doesn't know about marineford

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me when the rendering method i avoided bc "it doesn't fit my art style and doesn't look good when i do it" ended up fitting my art style and looking good when i did it

(the method is using multiply layer)

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man i wanna post my art on insta bc i want to put MUSIC with it, but ppl i know irl are over there and im scared

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my father once again asked me “but where can i see what you draw ?” when i told him i’ve been drawing a lot

father, you especially cannot ever see what i draw. also just the thought of my dad on tumblr is cracking me up

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actual depiction of me creating oc lore by accident

i swear i just wanted to draw pretty people... im no writer... what is happening.... my shaylas...

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idk i was playing the sims and this happened

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i just realised that ppl outside of europe don't have dead babies and shit on their cig packs and i've never been more jealous

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i really don't know how to use tumblr why did my post disappear??? where the fuck did it go ??? and what do you mean tumblr team is inspecting it ????? wtf did i do 😭😭

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everyday the urge to draw knights grows stronger

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🗣️🗣️STEVE 🗣️🗣️

le

Pouahahaahaaaha

le poison 🗣️🗣️STEVE🗣️🗣️

Poisson Steeeeeve 🐟

Il est ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

GE

Il a des BRAS 💪💪

...

Et des JAMBES 🦵🦵

Le poisson 🗣️🗣️STEVE🗣️🗣️

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✨je vais défenestrer mon colloc✨

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i want to draw so many things

i have so many ideas

and yet

here i am

✨not drawing✨

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Half baked baguette

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and jean is like mais quel faaada ç'ui là

do you know what would be really funny? if neil started cursing in french-canadian and jean was like????? what the FUCK are you on about???? and neil just going off with his osti de cris de tabarnak–