sidewindernight
sidewindernight
Sidewinder's Piss Emporium
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20 | 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ | Bisexual | Floozy | Ao3 writer (normal smut) | Gender Chaos! https://linktr.ee/SideHornby
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sidewindernight · 15 hours ago
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CAN I STOP GETTING STUPIDLY HORNY EVERY TIME I FEEL THE TINIEST TWINGE IN MY BLADDER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I AM TRYING TO LIVE A FULL LIFE
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sidewindernight · 4 days ago
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You're doing something in a game where you can't pause or stop and you have to pee. Your partner figures if you're horny you won't have to pee anymore. So they start masturbating next to you then start touching you. But that doesn't help.
So you cum/pee all over your desk and or chair.
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sidewindernight · 15 days ago
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I'm monster "hunting" more is on my Bsky
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Cave Oni Cock
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sidewindernight · 15 days ago
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Hear me out...
Peeing out of frustration. Imagine playing an old game like Morrowind for the first time. You spend hours trying to figure stuff out even tho you can just look it up. Now you really have to pee but the game won't do the thing it should definitely be doing. YOUR FOLLOWING THE DIRECTIONS. But it just doesn't do anything. Your annoyed and frustrated. And have to pee and it's all just...
And you just start peeing. And all of the anger leaves you. Your pants are now soaking and hot. And you'll now get changed and then look up the answer.
Does this make sense? Does anyone else get that "frustration tingle" where you could just. Pee? Or am I ill
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sidewindernight · 15 days ago
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Feel free to submit your own pee fantasies for the weekly polls
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sidewindernight · 16 days ago
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Confession: One time, I ran a 10k, and it was so physically demanding that while walking home afterward, I suddenly started to pee my pants (I didn't even feel like I needed to go) and luckily no one found out, but the rest of the day I was really nervous about peeing myself again.
That's as unfortunate as it is hot.
But also this has a ton of story potential for pee fics 🤔
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sidewindernight · 16 days ago
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Wearing nothing but thigh highs with a bladder that's about to burst. Bare pussy leaking from desperation. Whining followed by a few seconds of peeing. But you manage to stop it. A futile effort as it's already soaking the thigh highs.
Until finally, WITH PERMISSION you can let it all out. And it's so so warm. Coming out and running down your legs.
I want someone to do this to meeeeee
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sidewindernight · 21 days ago
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New Pee Fantasy:
While on a crowded train, pressed together. I want them to unzip my pants and slip their penis through my fly and start peeing. Soaking my pants and panties.
Then they start making a scene. "Gross this lady just peed herself! She got it on me!!" And the people around us are giving me dirty looks as I stand there in soaked pants that are slowly turning cold.
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sidewindernight · 22 days ago
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Life hack: If you're about to pee yourself in public and are near a large amount of water. Just "accidentally" fall in. And start peeing the second your pants are soaked. So no one will notice.
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sidewindernight · 1 month ago
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I need to know if the cat outfit of shame is also a turn on..
(if it is I have some suggestions for play)
Of course the cat outfit of shame is a turn on. It's the cat outfit of shame
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sidewindernight · 1 month ago
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Anthropomorphic toad/frog girl who pees when she's startled by physical touch. (Like when you pick up frogs/toads irl)
So her friend group picked her up to mess with her. And every time a shower if pee reigns down. As she gets mad at them.
(she later lays in bed at night thinking about how hot it was)
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sidewindernight · 1 month ago
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Keep peeing on my stuff and you're getting a chastity belt. 😡
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sidewindernight · 1 month ago
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I got a pixel art account now
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Pet Winder
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sidewindernight · 1 month ago
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mean rich girl holding her pee for too long, tryingggg trying not to squirm in front of people because of her high rank in society (but maybe fitfully crossing her legs anyway, just trying to make it seem casual), being even meaner than usual because she has to pee so bad
realizing she’s not going to make it and rushing off to try and get somewhere more private…… starting to wet herself in the mad dash…….. and she’s spotted mid-accident by the girl she usually bullies
and while mean rich girl blushes and stammers and desperately tries to blackmail her victim into not telling anyone… the other girl comforts her and tells her it’s okay and goes to get her a change of clothes ;w;
turns out the bullying victim has had a crush the whole time… and now mean rich girl is realizing she might feel the same, after being treated so sweetly in her most mortifying moment
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sidewindernight · 1 month ago
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New pee fantasy:
Put athletes tape on my pussy and tell me im not allowed to remove it. Then give me lots of water. Bound my hands above me I so can't remove it.
Just there dying to pee unable to even leak. Until finally the dam breaks enough so the tape gives way >~<
Just pushing myself to pee harder. While very little makes it out. And you're making fun of me for trying so hard to pee myself.
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sidewindernight · 1 month ago
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Maybe they really have to pee so I slip them inside. Until they piss inside me out of desperation. Then I get mad with them for peeing in me. So they get the cat outfit of shame! >:3
IM NO LONGER A PISS PRINCESS BUT A PISS QUEEN
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sidewindernight · 1 month ago
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Always willing to play-bully my mutuals into peeing their pants. It's just what friends do :3
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