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“As I pondered a pronoun change I began to think of gender less as a scale and more as a landscape. Some people are born in the mountains, while others are born by the sea. Some people are happy to live in the place they were born, while others must make a journey to reach the climate in which they can flourish and grow. Between the ocean and the mountains is a wild forest. That is where I want to make my home.”
— Maia Kobabe, Gender Queer
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Was I supposed to know Eric Andre is bisexual or was I just supposed to find that out in an article about him being racial profiled from a month ago?
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I love having a shovel. I can just whip it out and beat a motherfucker to death. I can dig up graves! It's funny to wack corpses! It's the best thing ever!
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does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it
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I saw something that was like “we put our lives on pause, but getting vaccinated can help us be able to hit play again” and it just bothered me because I’m not just starting again where I left off. I graduated from college in spring of 2020. I’m never going back to living there and regularly seeing my college friends. I’m never getting my graduation ceremony. I’m not getting my last months of college back. They’re gone!
So anyway this post is dedicated to anybody who went through any transitional period during the pandemic. Whether you graduated, lost somebody, moved, or anything else where you will never truly be able to get the last months/year of [whatever] back. It’s so easy to feel like you should be over it by now and just be grateful whenever you can eat in a restaurant and go into stores again but you lost more than that.
I’m just tired of seeing so many things about “going back to normal” when a lot of us don’t have the same “normal” to go back to.
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me, copy pasting the same joke on tumblr, 3 discord servers, 2 dms, and a group chat: I am doing amazing. I am doing fantastic. I am going to get a good grade in funny, which is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
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"Hello, Party City? Yes, do you have any SERIOUS string I could purchase?"

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performance and self-awareness
Bo Burnham, Inside (2021) | Steve Martin, Born Standing Up (2008) | @toasteredbread | Jaakko Pallasvuo, comic | André Gide, Autumn Leaves (1950) | Bo Burnham, Inside (2021) | inscription of 'to know thyself' at Temple of Apollo, Delphi | Fleabag (2019) | Margaret Atwood, Handmaid’s Tale (1985) | Edgar Degas, detail of Madame Jeantaud au miroir (1875)
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I’ve been rewatching Rick and Morty recently and I got to the Interdimensional Cable episode, and I realized, given the knowledge that the majority of the interdimensional shows they animated were improv, this is just Justin Roiland belittling Tom Kenny for like half a minute, and I’m just really curious as to what it was like in the booth during that process.
#rick and morty isn't as good as people say it is#but even a broken clock is right twice a day i guess
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