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I think work should be fun and also less often and should pay more. and I've held this belief for a long time

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i feel like bands have largely forgotten the art and power of the humble poster

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puts on an album and starts getting giggly and blushes twirling my hair looking demurely away from my nluetooth speaker cutely

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i feel like i would buy a lot more things if they had pink bows on them

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grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

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cute quote. going to go smash my head off a wall now

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*smashes you over the head with a potion bottle but it was a healing potion and it heals you for the exact amount of damage i dealt you* oh… uh. hm. do you think you could just lay on the floor and pretend to be unconscious

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writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.

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no man will ever get me better than mitski does

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my roman empire was the talking angela app ts scared me so bad

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noone talk to me i have things to think about

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"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

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current mood is filled with shame because my card declined a £1.20 sausage roll in greggs