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Jacob and Seth when Seth wanted to join Jake’s pack:

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Jacob and Seth when Seth wanted to join Jake’s pack:

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I like to dance with the water, the undertow and the waves. The water is mischievous, ha! I like how it misbehaves
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IaintnevahadnobodyshowmeallthethingsthatyoudoneshowedmeandthespecialwayIfeelwhenyouholdmewegonealwaysbetogetherbabythatswhatyoutoldmeandIbelieveit cause i aint neva have nobody do me like you!!
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0111 The Crepes of Wrath
Allusions to Art History
1) Bridge Over a Pond of Water Lillies - Claude Monet
2) Wheat Field With Crows- Vincent Van Gogh
3) The Dream- Henri Rousseau
4) The Luncheon on the Grass” Edouard Manet
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cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food
old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I’m going to kill you.
cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food
millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I’m sorry I’m here.
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Found these two things today. Anyway Mexico is cool and reblog with other additions if you see them
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Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter
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I met a baby the other day who taught me that kids aren’t learning the thumb-and-pinky-out gesture for “phone” anymore. She puts her flat, open palm up to her ear and babbles into it, simulating a flat and rectangular smartphone.
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Hate when ppl call fidgety stuff a "nervous habit" I'm bouncing my leg cause I'm bored not cause I'm a scared little bitch
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Pieces of raw opal come together to complete this gorgeous lotus design.
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