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omg my net was gone for like three days without warning fml. getting onto replies rn <3

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imsg ➟ ❝ ✮evan✮ ❞

shiro: ughhhhh i have physics problems due tomorrow that i haven't even touched :/

shiro: and i'm lazy

evan: omg i'll help you

evan: just come over, nerd

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     ✴ calvance: i think not.       ✴ calvance: it was my idea, i’m paying.

🚀 EVAN: uhm excuse my french but 🚀 EVAN: i think the fuck not 🚀 EVAN: i’m calling dibs.. you can get it next time

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                           ❛ … okay, slow down. what in the world is a UNICORN FRAPPUCINO ? i swear, i’ve heard it all now. ❜ he shakes his head & laughs a little. personally, he’s more inclined to buy a simple coffee rather than one that’s being dowsed in chocolate & caramel & about EVERY OTHER combination thereof that people have been ridiculous enough to come up with. ❛ i’ll just have a white coffee, thank you. ❜

“man.. it’s devil spawn..” she insisted with a brief nod, some bright blue.. pink and purple frappucino they named the ‘unicorn frappucino’.. i’ve made well over a hundred of them already..” she mused. “it’s.. not even coffee, man it’s bullshit..” she insisted. “white coffee.. now that i can do for you..” She insisted, getting to making his coffee.

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i know what you’re going to think -- ‘mordecai, how fucking late are you?’ but yo.. i just started 13 reasons why and i’m fucking hooked

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ASSTRONAUTEVAN: #MayTheFourthBeWithYou

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imsg ➟ ❝ ✮evan✮ ❞

shiro: aw cute

shiro: anywayyyyy i heard the sky's supposed to look pretty damn amazing tonight

evan: yo you should come over, we'll get the telescope out

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“i can only tell so many people.. so many times.. that that damn ‘UNICORN FRAPPUCINO’ is GONE.. It’s not my fucking fault you were a late coming.. ‘aint my bad, you missed your perfect insta-post opportunity.. idiot..” she mused, shaking her head as a young woman had taken off, all too angry after being told she’d missed the famous frappucino.. before glancing to the other. “can you believe some people? seriously? what’s can i get for you mate”

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xelenamarie:

     “Really?! They have an actual cat museum?! I need to go to it. I want it. I want it now. Can I bring Scrump? I mean he would love to be at a cat museum. Surrounded by the art of his people.” 

“a cat museum.. you’re kidding, yeah?”

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(📱) | TWITTER

cjsullivan93: College student by day, line cook/bartender by night. My life consists of Advil, alcohol, sleep and studying. No social life? No problem.

asstronauntevan: literally me. change that cook/bartender to barista and you've got me good, man.

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ethercals:

. ✴ ◦ * @sigmaevan * ◦ ✴ .

     ✴ calvance: hmm ? smoothie run. you in ?

🚀 EVAN: uhm yess? 🚀 EVAN: do you even have to ask? 🚀 EVAN: totally on me though

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text to [ evan ]

talia: like what?

talia: if you say porn i swear to god i'll punch you in the face

evan: yo idk

evan: ....adult entertainment

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imsg ➟ ❝ ✮evan✮ ❞

shiro: ok but ur the coolest ;)

shiro: but what if i'm crying over how beautiful it all is

shiro: like you :)))

evan: fdlkghdkljh stoP !!

evan: can you not? man ur gonna make me emotional af

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ivannaxo:

“I just love the smell of flowers. And they’re so soft too. Wow!”

“Okay.. you’re drunk as fuck..” She mumbled. “Let’s.. leave the flowers alone love, before you fucking inhale one..” She laughed..”

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aylaxcar:

Ayla was doing her normal routine, class, gym, dance studio. She was right in the middle of her schedule. She really hated the gym, but she needed to be there. Doing her pull-ups, she had seen a shadow figure stopping beside her. “What do you want? I’m kind of stuck on a time-limited schedule. Is there something I can help you with? And if you’re here to tell me I’m doing this wrong, I won’t be afraid to kick you.” 

“No.. no.. shit -- I’m just in awe to be honest..” She insisted, looking up at the other momentarily. Part of her career plan involved having to be the fittest of the fit.  Yet, Evan stuck to basics that were tried and tested. “If I tried that.. no doubt I’d.. break my ass..”