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shoutout danny briere no.1 yaoi supporter for breaking the cycle and helping two boys escape the doomed by the narrative timeline
#he’s like ah ive seen this film before i did NOT like the ending so i WILL be rewriting it#still experiencing the horrors btw. and yet still i persist#m speaks
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now who exactly are the leafs signing if they let jt walk
#hi friends miss u <3 sorry I’ve been gone it’s just. the horrors. u understand#‘if he won’t sign a team friendly contract let him walk’ love that energy for you bud have y’all SEEN the free agent market
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we’ve done it y’all. we’ve identified the exact moment the universe shifted and we entered the Worst Possible Timeline.
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the worst part is that team is full of pathetic assholes that get rewarded for their awful behavior
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all players should start causing ‘accidentally on purpose’ concussions via rouge elbows to the head. dops probably won’t care and on the off chance they do, you can just show them tape of conn smythe winner sam bennett doing the same thing. he’s an inspiration.
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anthony stolarz should be allowed to kill people
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is no one else sick at the thought of sam bennett conn smythe
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oh so NOW you’ll go and shake hands you condescending smug fuck
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are we sure the leafs taking the cats to seven wasn’t some sort of elaborate psych-op by paul maurice to drive us to insanity
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through the power of easton cowan’s evil antics we WILL defeat the villainous cats from florida
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connor will win a cup when he reunites with dylan and not a moment sooner. i have seen this film before i know how it ends!!
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imagining an alternate timeline where buffalo are a competent hockey team and reinhart never ends up on the panthers…
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my off season plans for anyone wondering:
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not immune to begging. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
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oh brother this guy STINKS
matthew tkachuk cross checking a player in the face while his teammate holds said player still. class act truly.
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matthew tkachuk cross checking a player in the face while his teammate holds said player still. class act truly.
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watching people boil down the m.itch saga to ‘toronto fans are mean and evil’ like damn can i get an ounce of nuance in this bitch
#pacing the floor of my room trying to beautiful minds this shit show meanwhile here comes a [redacted] fan with the worst take in the world#m speaks
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