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having been entirely useless my entire life, my plan is simply to peak in old age; i am going to pull a jessica fletcher, just you wait
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Do you plan to publish anymore fic books?
just got a similar ask on the fanzine account, so i maybe already answered you, but yes--i plan to play around with this a little bit later this summer. :)
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i know father's day is over, but this is THE most DadMulder thing i've ever written (except maybe that one short Emily fic).
so here is this (all of it). i think i broke my brain writing and revising it. it's the first pancake, idk what i'm doing.
Time Between the Stars (74091 words) by DarlaBlack Chapters: 15/15 Fandom: The X-Files Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Fox Mulder/Dana Scully Characters: Fox Mulder, Dana Scully, Original Characters, Original Child Character(s), Margaret Scully, William "Bill" Scully Sr., William "Bill" Scully Jr., Melissa Scully, Charlie Scully, Teena Mulder, Samantha Mulder Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - A Wrinkle in Time Fusion, But you don't need to know the Time universe!, Mulder and Scully are the Murrys okay, they're in love, they're gonna have kids, Fluff and Smut, Some angst, then more fluff and smut
#dad mulder#he's got a lot of kids here#i mean scully does too#it's their kids#eventually#but you guys he's such a good dad 😭#yes i wrote this entirely for me bc i love dad mulder#and also i love smut#they had 4 babies to make okay
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#the war on thought is so fucking insidious#make it too expensive#then convince everyone it’s ‘worthless’ anyway#defund education#now give them AI
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The X-Files (1993-2018) | 4.02: "Home"
#scene of all time#life changing#he's like wait...#what if we...#but no#but maybe?#scully is refusing to comment#but she has plans#(for his sperm)
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touching grass isn't enough we should be staging small community productions of shakespeare
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how to say "I love you" in x-files [170/?] ⤷ 3.11 — “Revelations”
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so here is this (all of it). i think i broke my brain writing and revising it. it's the first pancake, idk what i'm doing.
Time Between the Stars (74091 words) by DarlaBlack Chapters: 15/15 Fandom: The X-Files Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Fox Mulder/Dana Scully Characters: Fox Mulder, Dana Scully, Original Characters, Original Child Character(s), Margaret Scully, William "Bill" Scully Sr., William "Bill" Scully Jr., Melissa Scully, Charlie Scully, Teena Mulder, Samantha Mulder Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - A Wrinkle in Time Fusion, But you don't need to know the Time universe!, Mulder and Scully are the Murrys okay, they're in love, they're gonna have kids, Fluff and Smut, Some angst, then more fluff and smut
#a thing i wrote#time between the stars#xf fanfic#completed work#au#a wrinkle in time#this is so dumb i don't know why it made me have 17 mental breakdowns 🤷♀️💀
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"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁
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EWAN McGREGOR Star Wars The Complete Saga DVD - Bonus features
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i'm sad, maybe i should buy myself a little cake and eat the whole thing
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Fanfiction writers be like:
"here's the immensely time consuming 100K word novel-length passion project I'm working on between my real life job and family! It eats up hundreds of hours of my one and only life, causes me emotional harm, and I gain basically nothing from it! Also I put it on the internet for free so anyone can read if they want. Hope you love it!" :)
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how to say "I love you" in x-files [66/?] ⤷ 8.01 — “Within”
#sorry but i simply Cannot#god this should have been all of s8#i will never shut up about the wasted potential#imagine if there had been more flashbacks of them#instead of all the bullshit
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A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine
by Amanda Bachman
"Hey team. It’s your CEO. I know your time is valuable, so I’ll cut right to the chase: It’s come to my attention that some of you have been bad-mouthing the Giant Plagiarism Machine™.
I’d like to remind you that our company policy is pro–Plagiarism Machine™. We’re a tech-forward, future-oriented company that doesn’t shy away from the promise of new innovation—even if that innovation is a Giant Plagiarism Machine™ that copy-pastes existing innovation into fake sentient sentences.
Lately, it feels like some of you aren’t the techno-optimists I took you to be. You’ve been heard uttering slurs like “I’m worried about my job stability” and “I just don’t think it’s positive for humankind,” neither of which sounds remotely optimistic or techno. I’ve even heard shocking reports of teams failing to incorporate plagiarism into their processes, because—I can’t believe I have to repeat this—“it’s not helpful.”
Team, hear me when I say that this is harassment, and it must end. Put yourself in your coworker’s shoes—say, a coworker with really nice, designer footwear, who has invested their personal fortune into the Giant Plagiarism Machine™, along with other intellectual-property-theft futures. Imagine how that coworker (could be anyone!) might feel working alongside such Negative Nancies.
Folks, that’s just not who we are. This is and has always been a company of risk-takers who are unafraid to move fast and break things. Or at least, that’s what I thought, until a bunch of you started bringing up the many merits of proceeding cautiously and keeping things unbroken.
It just really comes as a shock that such accomplished intellectuals, who’ve spent their entire careers pushing the upper bounds of human achievement, could be judgy about a machine that runs the entirety of human imagination through a shredder and glues together what comes out.
I guess I understand. I, too, was once a little skeptical of the Giant Plagiarism Machine™. But that was before I attended The Conference for Big Boy Business Owners™. Here, I learned that my fellow titans of industry have been re-orging to “leverage plagiarism” and “minimize thought-waste.”
It was at that very same conference that I learned critical thinking takes up 20 percent, sometimes 30 percent, of company time. It’s clear to me that some of you are not focused on the profit potential of outsourcing all of our thinking to a machine capable of remixing thoughts that have come before.
And sure, most of you are hired for your intellectual capabilities. But you don’t need to worry about losing your jobs to the Giant Plagiarism Machine™. As I always say, people are more powerful than plagiarism. (At least until the next economic downturn, during which I will quietly decide that, hey, maybe plagiarism was the dark horse all along.)
The way I see it, we’re family. It really does disappoint me that so many brilliant colleagues—whose genuine breakthroughs I’ve profited from for years—would be so quick to condemn this newer, stupider way that I and others like me can make money off your life’s work, through stealing.
So as we move forward, I want to hear a real turnaround in attitudes, troops!
Because, at the end of the day, you don’t really have a choice."
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