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The players were talking to a powerful NPC who had somehow slipped beneath the notice of a powerful vampire

NPC: The trick has to do with the intellect, my dear boy

Party, with intelligence 7, 7 and 9: OH NO, OUR ONE WEAKNESS!

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Female characters in media: Covered in blood, dirt, grime, tying their hair back in a ponytail before getting ready to fuck someone up in battle

Me:

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I've been called out and I do not like it.

[Image Description: Tags reading “Aphrodisiacs, in the form of blood, horny blood, the blood makes you horny”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is:

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I've been called out and I don't appreciate it!

Sometimes you just feel the need to see your favorite character breathing heavily and covered in blood 

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👀👀

i am not immune to the "character's eyes glow when they use their powers" trope

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Hey, I'm one of the responsible ones!

Reblog if your d&d character is a dumbass.

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Failure

Safety for my loved ones and my people

Anything that won't tarnish their view of me

V.E. Schwab’s advice on creating memorable characters.

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It's the whole damn party

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Its Draz and Alex, guys

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What's after gay pirates and where do bi Valkyries fall in the class progression? Or are we on a different chart?

“Do we level up from gay pirates?”

“…you level up from gay pirates”

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Okay, look.

When I wrote the title for this blog, I was making a joke. There were two redheads.

Now there are four.

AND THEY'RE ALL HOT

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EXCUSE YOU

gays making dnd characters are like “i stuffed as many contradictions as possible into one fucking idiot and somehow they’ve become a fully realized human being, perhaps more real than me, their creator”

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Hmmm

Sam experiencing the pain of fictional guilt | Talks Machina 2x91

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Why would you call me out like that???

My kink is unloved characters suddenly being loved unconditionally

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THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (2001) dir. Peter Jackson

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Why would you do this to me?

me: i am INSPIRED i want to WRITE

my brain, immediately: i have never once even seen a sentence

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Screw each and every one of you in particular.