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About every 15 minutes, there is a wave of people being woken up by alarms. 5 minutes later another wave of slightly less motivated individuals wakes up for the second time.
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When girls say “Listen, bitch” to another girl they’re likely friends, when they say “Listen, sweetie” they are definitely not friends.
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did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays
but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.
so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun
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She is something so rare that there’s no name for it, an absolutely unfrightened woman whose heart never went wrong. And her hunger to give love, her intensity and inner magnetism – it’s all there. And she cannot help any of it.
Martha Gellhorn, Selected Letters
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In the Zootopia universe, advertising something as ‘bite-sized’ wouldn’t actually tell you much about that thing’s size.
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It must suck spending 8 years genuinely fighting against every thing to make life better for people only to have someone undo it all in less than a year
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Not all heroes wear capes
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Same, Billie. Same.
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someone: if you keep listening to your music so loudly, you'll be deaf by the time you're 20
me: WHAT
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I rather be hurt physically than mentally. Like shit, punch me in the fucking face…. at least the pain heals quickly.
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A student in bed will remain in bed unless acted upon by a large enough panic
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