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the pretend plot of bg3: you've gotta get these tadpoles out and stop a giant floating brain with delusions of grandeur

the real plot of bg3: in order to date us (the party) you must defeat our seven evil exes: a half-demon warlock patron, the literal goddess of magic, a vampiric lord, an insane cult leader , an archdemon, the goddess of darkness, and finally, the Trauma

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OP made the post unrebloggable but said it's fine to screenshot and I'm in love with this

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how?? just how?

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by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

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Bothering the beast

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which is definitely not an omen

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(art source for Twilight x Mordecai)

Twilight Sparkle from Friendship is Magic x Mordecai from Regular Show vs Rainbow Dash from Frienship is Magic x Dirk Strider from Homestuck

Propaganda for Twilight x Mordecai:

MordeTwi absolutely complement each other if you really think about it and know the characters better than the surface level (maybe denigrating?) understanding of them. Also, there's a context for MordeTwi that has nothing to do with airplanes and shooting stars, and there was no breakup/separation to speak of since they never even got to be together to begin with, or was just about to (they were charming friends).

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars 🥺

Propaganda for Rainbow Dash x Dirk:

he's just a silly horse trans boy who needs to be saved by manic pixie dream trans boy horse

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when the whole house got the autism

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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POINT AND LAUGH

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tumblr are you telling me something

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fuck you fuck your found family of misfits and gay warlocks and shit dont you fucking dare grapple with your emotional struggles in an empowering story of overcoming trauma in my fucking dungeon there is no tenderness here there is no tendersoft slow burn romance there is nothing but weeping and howling and the gnashing of gore-stained teeth in the dark there is acidspray and dart traps and boiling oil pits and skeleton archers firing through murderslits and false doors and bomb-rigged treasure chests and giant fucking ogres and a frankenstein and a vampire (NOT a traumatized goth with a heart of gold it's a fucking nosferatuwho wants to fucking kill you and not even eat you) and electric eels and zombies and Poison and cave ins and electrical traps and spinningflayers and shrieking hellion devils and barbed wire and backstabbing ninjas and actual landmines . I'm going to capture your found family and I'm going to kill them it's not even going to be a conflict that you can resolve by overcoming your dead childhood hamster trauma and reunite with your loved ones I'm going to set them on fire

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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