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i remade @maskedhoodwink follow me there lads

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Texas State Legislature is considering passing a law that would mandate teachers to out young gay kids to their parents

At first glance, this new bill proposed by Texas Sen. Konni Burton seems harmless. Do a little digging, however, and its intention is crystal clear: The bill would require teachers to out LGBTQ students to their parents. The public knows this because Burton said as much herself.

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With “In a Heartbeat” coming out soon, I felt like this needed to be said before the inevitable happened.

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With “In a Heartbeat” coming out soon, I felt like this needed to be said before the inevitable happened.

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I'm probably gonna remake this blog soon as soon as my lazy ass gets the spoons too

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hey yall here's ur reminder not to support pedophilic ships even aged up because guess what that kind of content is used to groom minors into thinking that's ok!! it's not!!

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tfw u go back to having like maybe 3 friends

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hey help my fiance out! I love him a lot and I really want to see him safe and happy!

commission fics to help me transition & support myself!

HEY FRIENDS!! As some of you already know, I’m just in a shit situation right now. I’ve been kept in an abusive environment longer than I should have been due to physical illness & my parents keeping unreasonably close tabs on me, not to mention being unable to make necessary accommodations for my autism & enduring constant transphobia / homophobia, and being forced to attend a church that threatens physical harm to LGBT people. 

With this in mind, I’m going to open WRITING COMMISSIONS! I’ll write fanfiction in the following fandoms: Free!, Haikyuu!, Harry Potter / Fantastic Beasts, Yuri on Ice, Elementary, The Phantom of the Opera, Star Wars, Babylon 5, The Lord of the Rings / The Hobbit, Ouran High School Host Club, H.P. Lovecraft’s works, Uta no Prince-Sama, DMMD, and Disney. I will also write fics for original universes / characters, provided I have enough communication with the creator & access to information about said universe or characters. If you want me to write for a lesser-known fandom or one not mentioned in this list, feel free to ask me if I’m familiar with it. PLEASE, do me a huge favor and reblog this to spread the word even if you can’t donate!  

Topics I will not write about include: incest, rape, pedophilia, cruel and explicit torture ( guro, gore porn, etc. ), kidnapping, stalking, and abuse.

I charge US $5.00 per every thousand words, and works under 1,000 words will be $3.00 each. Please specify approximately how long you expect the work to be ( ‘ x. thousand words, give or take a hundred or so ’, etc. ). Payment may be submitted via my PayPal at paypal.me/finlockhart.

Under the cut are my specifications and rates for N.SFW commissions:

Keep reading

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adds another muse bc i have lost all control of my life

this is Corvid, do they have a last name? who knows, but they’re a pickpocket who loves birds (ravens, magpies, and crows especially) who imitates bird sounds and isnt very talkative.

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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

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HERES UR REMINDER THAT I LOVE MY FIANCE @nightmcnsters SO MUCH AND THAT IM SO GLAD I CAN BE A HUGE WEIRDO AROUND HIM

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AYYY ITS UR LOCAL TRASH PRINCE ASTRON W/ A KINDA-NEW-BUT-NOT-REALLY MULTIMUSE!

PLEASE LIKE/REBLOG IF YOU WOULD INTERACT WITH

ANNA KING

A hyperactive, way-too-peppy-this-early-in-the-morning, anime geek who’s missing her lower legs due to a birth defect, has some really sick prosthetic legs. She’s very fun to be around but will kick your face in if you somehow manage to piss this saint off.

MATEO CORNEJO

An anxious, confrontational, depressed half-siren who is trying his best. He has not spoken a word since middle school and communicates with the note app on his phone and sign language. He has scary face but he’s actually a big nerd who loves romance movies, cats, and is basically The Dad Friend™. Has a short temper.

CHERITH “CHERRY” ROSEWOOD

Ah yes my daughter who I love and cherish. Cherry is a werecat who is trying to get her life together after breaking free of her gang lifestyle. She has a short temper but is trying to get better about it. She likes to play the guitar and talk to cute girls (shes… a useless lesbian.)

LILY ADMON

Lily is a nature spirit who has just passed her two hundredth birthday. She has no idea that she’s a nature spirit, being raised by a human farmer, but has an idea that she’s not completely human. She talks very little under normal circumstances but will give you a lecture if you ask about plants or bees.

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@vessuvius liked for a doodle!

i love lin sm.... sleepy bedhead

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Mateo had been engrossed in a new game on his phone, Neko Atsume, when he bumped (more like slammed) into someone, knocking them on their ass and the phone from his hand. He scrambled to retrieve his device before realizing the other was on the ground.

Brushing himself off, he extended a hand to help them up, signing “sorry” with the other.

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— Alex frowned a little to themself, shifting uncomfortably by the bus stop as they waited for the crowd to pass. They had been waiting for a while, but the foot traffic didn’t seem willing to abate. Finally, their impatience with the length of time and their slowly mounting headache at the heavy flux of emotions and voices surpassed their need to avoid physical contact, and they moved to try and walk around the crowd.

- Only to nearly instantly, and somewhat roughly, bump into someone and flinch on instinct; the knee-jerk reaction sending them off balance and falling gracelessly to the pavement, directly on their ass.

“Ow.” They hissed, “Fucking Christ.”

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@assassiinate liked for a doodle!

blake looks so edgy in my style im so sorry raine

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@vivariiium liked for a sketch!

our werecat daughters need 2 be buds tbh

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@edelweissmage liked for a sketch!

theyre so cute.... i love vai