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Apple, we gotta talk.

I’m just trying to copy a chunk of text on my iPhone. You know - Select All, Copy, like it’s 1997. But no, apparently that’s too much to ask.

Instead of giving me basic functionality, you treat me like I’m gonna chew on the screen if I see a toolbar. You didn’t remove complexity - you removed competence. Not yours. Mine.

I’m not a toddler. I don’t need you to hide the scissors. I just need to copy my damn transcript.

Whoever greenlit this UX decision deserves a week in the Genius Bar answering “How do I copy this text?” on repeat.

Sincerely,

Dominic Vescari

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The storm don’t announce itself. It waits. Just like me.

—Silhouette Before the Shock ⚡