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(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

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flirting with cute trans people saying shit like “indeed” and “we need more evidence”

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Hi we're radio head and we have zero songs about fat girls because we suuuuuuuckkkk

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they should invent a medicine that makes the aching jagged wound in your soul close

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voted "most likely to fall for the fake ball throw trick"

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i kept my heart open and u betrayed it

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their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free

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In the club fully sober naming 100 women

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So sick of 22 year olds

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whenever you ask your friend who’s really into JPEGs “hey which one do i start with is the newest one fine” they always go "no start with rudy time"

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what if people over a certain height had a special currency called tall coins that short people didn’t know about. And one day you’re walking with your friend (huge) and she drops something and you pick it up and say what is this and she says oh that’s my tall coin don’t worry about it. But you did worry

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