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✨️hocus pocus why can't I fucking focus✨️

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chat my chest hurts so bad UGHHHHH

wish I could say I was randomly spawning in tits but nah its probs the amount of food I freaking INHALED istg 💀💀💀💀 CHAT THAT WAS SO EMBARRASING OMG. GUESS WHAT MY MUM SAID TO MY RELATIVE??!?!?!?

"oh yeah *name* has this thing where she starves herself all day then gorges herself like a pig at night 🤣🤣" LIKE OKAY. OKAY THEN AMMA. JUST USE MY EMBARRASING SHIT AS A PUNCHLINE IG OMGGGG 😭😭😭😭😭

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ANA SAVE ME

ANA HEAR ME

ANA BABY?!?

IM NOT CRAZY.

OH ANA..

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chat he just hates my swag 🤭

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somebody: *goes dry while we're texting*

me: okie dokie ima just 🤭

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I am the river's daughter

I am the river's daughter

I am the river's daughter

but you'll be her son when it actually matters

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NAH CHAT WHY AM I SO POSSESIVE??! LIKE OMG YALL KNOW I LIKE TO USE "🤭" A LOT?!?! SO IM TEXTING THIS PERSON N SHES BEEN USING IT TODAY AND SO IM LIKE

"r u taking my emoji now? 🥺"

AND SHE SAYS "mb baby 🥰😊"

THEN OFC I FEEL LIKE. STUPID BECAUSE WHY AM I GETTING UPSET OVER SOMEBDOY USING AN EMOJI??? N THEN I DOUBLE DOWN AND SAY ITS FINE IF HE USES IT OR WHATEVER AND THEN HE SAYS THAT I RUBBED OF ON HIM

ISTG THATS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL HAPPY OR SMTH??? WHY IS IT MAKING ME UPSET LIKE ITS NOT. MY. EMOJI.

OMG I NEED TO GET A GRIP

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🎶 "did you change your hair?"

"did you lose a little weight?"

"you should keep it up cuz you really look great"

i hate that I always look my best when I'm dying on the inside 🎶

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BRO WHY R PPL ALWAYS VIOLATING MEEE

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my relatives acc taking the fucking piss omg. she's been back for what, 13 hours? AND SHE'S ALREADY BACK TO KICKING UP MY MATTRESS FROM THE BOTTOM BUNK ANS WHINING HOW IM GONNA GET IN TROUBLE N HAVE MY MUM BE LOUD (which will then interrupt her shit??? girl okay) LIKE OMG THERES A NICE WAY TO WAKE PEOPLE UP AND THATS NOT ITTTT

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if u think ur having a bad day then remember the way I just checked my bag n went to find sellotape to make my ruler bendy then realised this tiny teddy (that my rlly close friend gave to me for last valentines) that i hav was absolutely soaked n I thought it was WATER

so I try dry it without having my physics teacher notice but realised that it had a smell so I was like "oh shit" because it smelt like caramel

i check my bag to find all my stuff soaked with 4/5s of my 600ml perfume 😍😍 guys I have an exam (not studied for) that I had notes on that r now ruined 😍 and an essay that was written on paper n not in a book 😍😍

IM COOKED

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me: NAH LEONARD WHY YOU FINGERING MY SHEET FOR?!?!?

guy sitting next to me in maths:I will finger anything I want, i finger anything I find enticing

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bro the other day: you look enticing~

CHAT SHOULD I BE SCAREDDD

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me:LMAO how's (clowsmate name) doing the equation faster in his head than you did on your calculator?? crazy 😭😭

guys in maths: I'm actually gonna fucking touch you, shut the hell up

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my teeth hurtttt

and in response, it's making my jaw hurt which is making my ears hurt which is making me temples hurt which is making my head hurt which is making me wanna SCREAMMMM SHEHHDHWHDHWHSJJSJSJS

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guys my little sister lost her shit at me cuz I had her noodles for dinner

tell me why bro actually started screaming at the top of her lungs, thrashing about n crying then literally grabbed me by my hair and tried to throw me to the floor LMFAOO

ANYWAYS IM JUST TOO GOOD AND WAS HOLDING ONTO THE COUNTER RLLY HARD (my knuckles were going white I SWEARRR) N SHE WASNT ABLE TOO CUZ I GRABBED AHOLD OF THE DRAWER SO SHE SETTLED WITH THROWING SMTH AT ME HEHE ✌️😙

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how I feel knowing my daily caloric intake is either 3000 cal or 30 cal