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I'm making a tarot deck, I call it Sueños Tarot.
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Lollll this scene made me laugh so hard
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My best friend told me to put one more line.
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Am I RaLpH sTeAdMaN yet? Someday..
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"Disney rules our life hahaha" I say in a mickey mouse accent as I begin Moonlight for our coparent & I.
Then we realize, our hf asd teenager has put it on Japanese, a language only they understand in this household.
#life
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You know when you have five pages left in a book and you're excited
Then Sleep starts to nod her dozy little heard and the real battle to finish the book begins..
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My best friend got us the first part of our Halloween costumes.
Needs more blood
#misty quigley#Misty#yellowjackets#Class of 96#Spill#halloween#halloween2022#I already spilled food on it
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Any L&O fans here?
After 20 hsjengbwa years of watching svu it still makes me laugh when they say 1pp. Like, that device works for 30 Rockefeller, using the address as a nickname but I will never stop having a silly 5 yr old mentality about it and think "one peepee hahaha"
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Years later & I still don't know why Gwen Stefani had to cover Louise & Michie One's Rich Girl. Like she took the essence and culture out of the whole song for a stylized prepackaged vomit radio hit and barely 5 years after it came out.
On the night of Jr prom we went to a club in the city. I thought I was sooo cool being 16 out in nyc proper in my formal blue velvet gown as I ordered a drink. As I traipsed down the stairs I heard my siren song - Rich Girl. I lifted my arms and started sing and dancing... while descending stairs. I gloriously slipped and butt bounced down the stairs, drink still in hand and continued to dance when I got to the floor. Nanananananananananananana!
Anyway you should all give 90s reggae, ragga & dancehall a chance.
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Why is the glair of an egg only a pain in the ass when it's hardboiled?
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Lettuce address this
This spam email almost got me, tbh.
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It's so hard to choose a Madonna song for karaoke. I want to go deep(ish) cuts so I'm thinking "La Isla Bonita" "You'll See" "Bad Girl" or "Take a Bow". Hanky Panky would be great too and fuck I want to soulfully sing Crazy For You.
IT'S SO HARD TO CHOOSE A MADONNA!
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