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my idea of a birthday week is changing my age in all my bios so I don't forget to do it after my birthday, anywhoo if you wanna send me birthday wishes I'll be 20 next monday
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In todays sustainability tumble ...
Idk about y'all but I can never keep a white shirt white, I also hate keeping a tissue in my pocket for when my nose runs cause they always disintegrate. My solution to both those problems was to cut up an old shirt that was far too stained to wear anymore and I now have a nice pile of handkerchiefs. If you think it's gross to reuse the same fabric for an entire daysworth of boogers, may I introduce you to ... BLEACH. Normally, I would reuse a tissue and then throw it away, now I can chuck my hankies in the laundry. If you prefer to use a different tissue every few minutes when you have a cold then good for you but I tend to reuse my tissues till they melt, so a handkerchief works great for me.
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the sims 4 brings me so much comfort
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my girlfriends beige flag is that she thought vampires came from Pennsylvania
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proud of you
Been almost 6 months without a cigarette 馃毈馃毉馃憥
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i already can't sleep and my neighbours decide to throw a party
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making a sandwich rn I feel like whatever the american equivalent of a weeaboo is
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im not a wife guy or anything but the best thing going on in my life rn is definitely my girlfriend
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my girlfriend is studying to become a pcp and she's complaining about iv day and I keep reading it as 4 day instead of intra venus day
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don't mind me just lovingly staring into your eye(the blue one) and other eye(the green one) (my girlfriend has heterochromia)
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i find it really funny that leg hair stops at the foot like pants
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hehe my girlfriend has a thing for school that ends at midnight so yk what that means... cuddling up during the thunderstorm and falling asleep in eachothers arms
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MY BOY tieing the series Im so proud of LEON
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drinking vodka brewed in Alberta while I root for the boys
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