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Platonic Yandere Bill Cipher

This is set in Weirdmageddon. You can imagine Bill as a human or his triangle form, either works!

CW: Descriptions of torture, character death, body horror, general yandere stuff.

Affection: How do they show their affection for their darling? How often do they show it?

A lot of the affection Bill shows is really just to mock you. He’ll hug you, call you adorable, pet your hair. But it’s all in the same tone of how an owner would love a dog.


Blood: How messy are they willing to get for their darling? Why?

Bill himself is pretty sadistic. He’ll get messy and he’ll enjoy it! Often times he’ll get his “friends” to carry out dirty work for him. But occasionally he’ll partake in tearing someone apart.

Cruelty or Care: How would they treat their darling when they kidnap them? Would they mock them?

He will absolutely mock you. I feel like this goes without saying. He’s an bully through and through.

Delusion: How delusional are they when it comes to their darling? Do they believe their darling loves them?

Bill knows everything about you. He knows that you don’t even like him. But that won’t stop him. He simply doesn’t care. It’s all a game to him.

Expose: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling? How much time will it take to trust them?

What heart? LMAO. Bill Cipher is NEVER getting vulnerable with you. He is NEVER going to open up.

Fight: How would they react if their darling fought back?

He honestly thinks it’s adorable and fun. He’ll let you plan, try to attack him, do anything really. It’s not like you’ll ever be able to really hurt him in any way. Or escape for that matter.

Guilt: What would it take for them to feel guilty about their actions? Or do they feel guilty from the start?

Bill doesn’t feel ANY guilt. AT ALL.

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

You actually came close to hurting him at some point. Back when he was restricted to Gravity Falls, you were a part of the crew that tried to take him down. Ultimately, your plan failed. But he was furious that it almost worked. He killed everyone in that crew except you. He made you watch as they suffered slow and agonizing deaths. And then he turned your blood into hot tar and watched as you writhed in pain while he kept your heart pumping and your lungs breathing and your brain functional.

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

Pet. LMAO. But he does love a game of cat and mouse. You are eternally his plaything.

Jealousy: How easily do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

Surprisingly he DOES get jealous when you talk to anyone but him. He normally lashes out and kills whoever you spoke to. Normally punishes you too.

Kidnap: How would they go about kidnapping their darling? How much do they plan it out?

He plans it out pretty intensely. But it doesn’t take him long at ALL to thoroughly plan out your new life. It was easy to kidnap you, considering he essentially rules the universe.



Love Letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

He really doesn’t approach you or court you. Before the apocalypse, he does try to urge you to help him, saying things will be easier on you if you do. But you say no.

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they acted before?

Nope! Consistently a maniac.

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

He likes to get creative with it! Psychological torture is one of his favorite ways to fuck with you. He likes to give you vivid nightmares. He does have a BUNCH of different physical torture methods stored up in his mind though. If you can think of it, he’s probably used it.

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling? What rights can be earned with time and trust?

Every single right. You don’t have privacy, you can’t even have your own thoughts. He can get into your mind any time he wants.

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

He’s surprisingly patient. It takes a LOT to get on his nerves.

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

If you somehow, some way, escaped, or died, which would never happen in the first place, Bill would mourn you like anyone mourns a pet. But he would replace you. Find a new one eventually.

Rage: How do they act when angry? How do they calm down?

He becomes extremely controlling when he’s angry. Controls EVERYTHING around you. Controls YOU. He gets insanely violent also.

Soulmate: What made them fall in love with their darling? How did they first meet? When did they realize they loved their darling?

He honestly doesn’t even understand why he’s so infatuated with you. You’re smart and defiant, and he likes that.

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

Bill can be cruel, but if he senses you’re starting to break, he’ll give you plenty of kind words, affection. Hell, he might just snap his fingers and you’ll be on a fancy couch and he’s have a clipboard in hand, ready to listen.

Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

I guess ruling the universe?


Visit: Would they allow anyone else to visit their darling? Do they trust their darling to talk to their loved ones (in person, on the phone, etc.) or not at all?

If you get too lonely and sad to stand, he’ll get you a friend. He’ll always hold them above your head though. Other than that, there are only a select few abominations that can speak with you, under his watch of course.



Weakness: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

Literally nothing.

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

No worship for you. If anything, he wants you to worship HIM.

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

He didn’t pine long at all before he snapped. He saw you, wanted you, pretty much snapped his fingers and you were his.

Zero Tolerance: What is the thing that always makes them snap? What things will they not allow their darling to do under any circumstances?

Talking to other humans (Unless it’s the previously mentioned friend he gave you.)

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So I made a separate account for Creatures of Sonaria yandere stuff. Go check that out hahahah :p

Hi guys. This is uh. Yandere alphabet of the fucking Boreal Warden from the hit roblox game Creatures of Sonaria. Sighhhh. Just imagine he’s human guys.

Template by @yanderecrazysie

Affection: How do they show their affection for their darling? How often do they show it?

Boris is a very affectionate and gentle fellow. He’ll dote on you, give you his fullest attention whenever he can.

Blood: How messy are they willing to get for their darling? Why?

Boris is a generally gentle creature. He doesn’t like bringing harm to other beings. However, if someone were to try and harm you, he wouldn’t mind taking their life.

Cruelty or Care: How would they treat their darling when they kidnap them? Would they mock them?

Boris wouldn’t be mean at all! After kidnapping you, he tries his best to help you settle into your new life. He gives you plenty of luxury items and privacy.

Delusion: How delusional are they when it comes to their darling? Do they believe their darling loves them?

Boris understands that you might not love him at first, but that won’t stop him from trying to win you over.

Expose: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling? How much time will it take to trust them?

Boris bares his ENTIRE heart to you. He’ll be hella overbearing with it. He’ll tell you everything about himself in attempts to make conversation.

Fight: How would they react if their darling fought back?

Simply enough, Isolation and restraints. He’s not the type to harm you.

Guilt: What would it take for them to feel guilty about their actions? Or do they feel guilty from the start?

He feels VERY guilty for taking you away from your previous life and family.

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

Probably starvation. He won’t put his hands on you, but he’ll definitely starve you. Lock you in a room and leave you there, tied up and wasting away.

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

He honestly doesn’t know. He wants to have you as a genuine partner, but he knows that isn’t plausible.

Jealousy: How easily do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

Boris doesn’t get jealous. He’s really tame.

Kidnap: How would they go about kidnapping their darling? How much do they plan it out?

He honestly just invites you over and doesn’t let you leave.

Love Letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

Boris becomes your friend first. Becomes your BEST friend. He doesn’t officially court you until he’s sure you’ll say yes.

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they acted before?

Nope! He’s pretty consistent.

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

Again, like I said, starvation, restraints, isolation.

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling? What rights can be earned with time and trust?

You’re still able to talk to other people. You can also leave the house with enough trust. He’s a Warden, who’s gonna stand up to him?

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

He’s slow to anger. Very slow. Like a snail. It’s nearly IMPOSSIBLE to make him angry or to make him lose his temper.

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

In a sense. He would always long for you, but he would still be able to function.

Rage: How do they act when angry? How do they calm down?

Even when angry, Boris is level headed. He doesn’t throw a tantrum or crash out at ALL. He just kinda fumes for a bit. He calms down by himself, often removing himself from the situation.

Soulmate: What made them fall in love with their darling? How did they first meet? When did they realize they loved their darling?

Over the years of becoming friends with you, he realized he was in love with you. It was probably that fact that you also had ice-related abilities.

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

He hates it. He doesn’t like seeing you sad :(

Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

His distain towards murder and his level head.

Visit: Would they allow anyone else to visit their darling? Do they trust their darling to talk to their loved ones (in person, on the phone, etc.) or not at all?

Yep! He’s okay with all of that. You can even ask for help! He’s a warden. Nobody’s coming to save you.

Weakness: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

Being affectionate and cuddly with him is the way to his heart.

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

He wouldn’t change himself at all. He wants you to love him as he is, just as he loves you as you are. And it’s a “normal” amount of love. He doesn’t worship you.

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

A few years.

Zero Tolerance: What is the thing that always makes them snap? What things will they not allow their darling to do under any circumstances?

KILLING OTHER CREATURES. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT.

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Lowkey just gonna start posting yandere alphabets to farm followers (I say, evilly)

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Hey gang this is kinda short, but here’s a silly Mattryck fic that takes place in my Full Bloom AU.

Not proofread.

Enjoy :3

Matt had been on probation for about a month now. It sucked having to be supervised and watched like a fucking hawk for everything he did. But in the meantime, Matt and Patryck had developed an admiration for each other. They never talked about it. They didn’t know what they would even say. In a war-torn world, there’s barely room for love. Plus, Pat felt weird with the idea of dating somebody his best friend brought in.

But it didn’t stop them from occasional affection. Or cuddling. Or kissing.

And they had a good chunk of time to do these things together. Even at lunch, they would hold hands underneath the table, as PDA was prohibited.

Matt had been picking up a lot of extra jobs recently to help out Paul, and it was weighing on him, obviously.

After being sent to his quarters, Matt tried to get to sleep. He kept running numbers and tasks in his mind, over and over, thinking about all the work he still had to do. Tossing and turning in his bed, he lost track of time.

It was summer, and recently air conditioning budgets had been cut. So it was hot, uncomfortably so. And he could feel his ginger hair sticking to his pillow from sweat.

His mind kept drifting off to Patryck, away from his work. He knew that Pat, being a higher up, had a fan in his room. He also knew that it was passed curfew, and leaving his room would send a direct alert to wake up Pat.

He didn’t care at this point. It was hot and miserable and he wanted to cool off.

Turning the doorknob, he saw a warning on a digital screen above the door, reminding him that he is on probation, and should only leave past curfew for emergencies. Maybe Matt could fake heat stroke.

Up some stairs to get to Pat’s room, he actually ran into the dude. Pat was dressed in a white T-shirt and pajama pants, but was wielding a gun, panic in his eyes. When he saw Matt, it looked like his heart sank.

“Matt! Are you okay? Why did you leave your room?”

The man was obviously asleep only a little bit ago, but was up and at em when an emergency alert showed up.

“I’m fine, Pat. Just couldn’t sleep.”

Matt nervously speaks, and he can see Pat’s expression turn to one or annoyance, even in the dark, even with strands of chocolate hair covering his face.

“How the fuck does waking me up help you sleep?”

He lowers his gun, slouching in tired frustration.

“It doesn’t. I just feel better with you around.”

Matt smiles, praying that it’ll strike Pat.

It did.

And he could see Pat melt, suppressing a smile.

“You know I’m permitted to like- tase you for this? You left your room, caused a false emergency alarm. I could seriously make you face repercussions for this.”

“But will you?”

Matt smirks, knowing he’s won.

“No. I won’t.”

Pat sighs, starting to head back up the stairs. Matt goes to follow him, reaching out to hold his hand. Pat smacks his hand away.

“No- you’re smart enough to walk up here to find me, you can follow me without holding my hand.”

Matt pouts, watching Pat, even sleepy, fall into professionalism.

“Cmon- the PDA rule is stupid to uphold right now! Literally no one is around!”

Pat turns around, now a few steps higher. He stares down at Matt.

“We hold hands here, or we cuddle in my room. Your choice.”

Matt grumbles, rolling his eyes as he follow Pat up the stairs.

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Cooking a Mattryck fic for you guys

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Hello anon askers I PROMISE I see your asks I will get to it xoxo I love you guys

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Eddsworld Full Bloom(My AU) Background characters!!

Kim & Katya

Full names are Kimberly Galanis and Katya Galanis. They kept Katya’s last name when they got married.

Kim is 5’10, Katya is 5’6

When the war broke out, they joined the rebellion together.

Katya was going to med school when the war broke out, while Kim was a Wilderness Skills instructor.

They decided that they wouldn’t join the red army pretty quickly. They both have wild spirits and strong heads. So it felt best to serve a cause they believed to be right, instead of the cause that was winning.

Also Katya moved to the UK from Greece btw. Katya speaks Italian, Greek, and English. Kim speaks Russian and English.

Guys they are SUCH a power couple and they are so in love.

When the rebellion fell, they were able to escape to the forest and make shelter there. They still haven’t been found by anyone :3

Rumor has it they’re rebuilding the rebellion.

Eduardo & Mark

Eduardo is 5’7, Mark is 5’10.

After Jon died, Eduardo feel into a pretty bad depression. Mark was there for him all throughout it.

When the war broke out, shit hit the fan even MORE!

Eduardo is angry at himself for how he treated Jon. Mark is angry at him too. They’re both distraught.

It’s an unspoken rule that they don’t join the Red Army. Tord was the one who killed Jon after all.

But Eduardo has such a grudge against Edd that he refuses to join the Rebellion.

Mark tried to convince him, but he still refused. This ultimately drives them apart. Mark decided to join the Rebellion, while Eduardo stayed out and got by on scraps.

Boris Grishenko

5’8

He’s so talented.

Skilled in coding, computer science, communications.

Russian is his first language, but he can speak English pretty fluently.

He was friends with Paul before the Red Army was even created, so of course he joined it when asked to.

He’s the manager of information regarding members of the Red Army.

He basically keeps track of their placements, who they talk to.

Well, he has employees who do all that for him, but he’s the one who finds any errors. He makes sure there are no spies, and everyone is placed at a station that aligns with their skills.

Esme & Ash Williams

Esme and Ash are twins

Esme is actually Pvt. Brains from the Zombeh Attack series. And Ash Williams is also from that series!

Esme is 5’6, Ash is 5’8.

They were both acquainted with Matt. When they were taken captive my the red army, Matt was able to advocate for them and get them both positions underneath him, working for him.

Esme is now a manager of supplies along Matt, while Ash is with Paul under special weapons training.

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Gang I’m gonna write again gang

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how are you?

Shit hit the fan so hard in my personal life. I’ve been superrrrrrr depressed recently. Can barely get outta bed tbh. But I’m working on it. I always feel obligated to write when I know I’ve promised to do so to you strangers on the internet, and for some reason I feel so guilty when I take breaks.

No fault of anyone’s btw. Just how my brain is hardwired. Someone I love very much passed away last recently. And I’ve just had trouble keeping up a social life. Omg I’m being so angsty on the angst app called tumblr.

Have been doing bad in school too. I forget that people I know irl can see this blog so if I know you irl, just IGNORE THIS POST OMG because that’s so embarrassing.

Idk who you are anon, but thank you for checking in and asking how I am. I appreciate it :3

Gives me a reason to yap on here

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...hi again. I <3 this blog sm if you can't tell.

Do you think Tord would notice if Matt had a spell of like...self concious...trauma induced stuff, like he goes quiet and stuff. I hope that makes sense. :3

Note: I turned this into Tord being uncaring when he realizes (gaslights himself into believing) it isn’t his fault.

Matt is, in my opinion, the type to shut down, let it get bottled up, and then explode.

At first Tord notices Matt becoming silent. Normally this ginger fuckhead is ALWAYS YAPPING.

Matt also does work at a very very steady pace. Something that would raise suspicion in Tord’s mind is when Matt is finished with his workload early, and asking for more things to do.

Tord would give Matt more and more things to do.

Matt would stay up late getting things done. And after Matt hadn’t slept for 2 days, Tord would just lie and say there wasn’t anymore work to do.

But Matt gets angry at this??

“You’re gonna fall behind. Patryck has work to do still, and I should lighten his load.”

Tord decides to question Matt’s lack of sleep, to which Matt just brushes off and says he’s been taking naps so it’s fine.

“Maybe you should take a break, Matt. You’ve been working so hard, and I appreciate it. However, we need you to be your best self.”

“Oh? Am I not my best self? Who’s fault is that, Tord?”

Like a drama queen, he storms out.

Tord has Patryck talk to him. He knows the two are closer.

Patryck doesn’t have any luck, and decides it would be best to take a little more extreme measures.

So they lock him in his room with orders to rest.

That’s when Matt throws a fucking fit.

“SURE! LOCK ME UP LIKE ALL OF MY OTHER FRIENDS. YOU PIECE OF SHIT! YOU CREATED THE WORLD WE’RE LIVING IN NOW! This is all YOUR FAULT.”

He’s banging on the doors, screaming at the top of his lungs. Hands pulling at his hair, scratching at his metal jaw.

“Sir-“

Tord holds a hand up, silencing Patryck.

“Matt, where is this coming from?”

Tord sounds concerned, worried for his friend on the other side of the door.

“You made me- you made me organize the supply for- I’ve been- YOU FORCED ME TO!”

Matt’s breaths sound labored, voice cracking with anguish. Pat’s face seems to flush, which doesn’t go unnoticed by Tord. Everything clicks together.

Recently Pat had assigned Matt to track and certify certain shipments of medical supplies. One specific shipment contained items for Tom. It was obvious that Matt knew what they were for. And Matt was forced to approve the package, and bring it into the base, where he knew Tom would suffer.

Pat and Tord give each other a look, not knowing what exactly to do. They both wait on the other to do something. Pat is closer with Matt, but Tord knows more about his friendships and life.

“Im sorry, Matt. That was something I overlooked.”

In reality, it was in fact Matt’s job to do what Pat told him to. But he was also his friend, so it made situations like these complicated.

“I’m going to give you the next 3 days off. We’ll talk about this another time. But there’s nothing you can do about Tom right now. Just try to rest.”

Pat looks over at Tord in shock, wincing as Matt starts cussing them both out. He had expected Tord to be a bit softer.

“Pat. He’s your problem. I have things to do. He helped us get ahead of schedule, so fix this.”

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HII I LOVE YOUR AU!! Saw your general HCs for your AU and the one where Patryck has a switch in his room.. what games does he play on it? I am so curious to know if he is an Animal Crossing guy

He is absolutely an animal crossing guy. Patryck doesn’t have a lot of games, but he has Animal Crossing.

He also definitely has scribblenauts, Minecraft, and Tetris.

If he had a DS he would play tomodachi life and make his fellow soldiers into little characters. Definitely would keep Tord updated on all the romance and arguments happening in the game.

Also I absolutely love asks like these where I can just gush about small things

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I just found your blog and your writing is SO good omg

May I request platonic yandere future tord with a younger sibling reader?

RAHHHH FIRST SELF INSERT OF THIS BLOG LETS GOOOO!!!!

Platonic Yandere Tord & Younger sibling reader part 1

Gender Neutral reader

Btw, this is kinda like prologue. You don’t actually meet Tord in this part. I PROMISE IM WORKING ON THE NEXT PART. This just started feeling way too long for me.

You were born 8 years after Tord was born.

Growing up with him was filled with bickering, but also a scary undying loyalty from his end.

God, you wish you could go back in time and relive those days. He was your go-to for almost everything. Your best friend.

He moved out to search for apartments when he was 21. You were just about 13 at the time.

House after house, apartment after apartment, Tord had trouble getting on his feet. But throughout your teenage years you stayed in contact. You two stayed very close.

Until one day, when you were turning 18, All of Tord’s social medias seemed to just disappear. You had decided to reach out to him, blowing up his phone, but he never responded. You asked his roommates what happened.

They said he just left in a hurry. He packed his things and was gone.

For a long time you obsessed over finding him. You gave up after a few years.

You moved out when you were 20, able to find your own apartment and get on your feet relatively easily.

You had never forgotten about your brother. The way he abandoned you. Left everything behind.

You knew he wasn’t kidnapped. He obviously took the time and effort to wipe himself off the face of the internet.

And sure, you cried and screamed and threw a fit for a while, but eventually you decided to put it behind you.

Plus, all that is the least of your worries when you start to notice a car outside of your apartment. Tinted windows. You couldn’t see inside. It would park on your street and stay there.

For the next week things felt off. The whole town seemed tense. You would occasionally see strangely dressed figures lurking around town in blue trench coats.

Eventually, someone got out of the car. And they came to your door.

It was a man with an upside-down name tag, you could barely make it out.

He explained to you that your brother wanted to see you. Tord wanted to see you. He explained that you could go willingly or go fighting.

A part of you was curious, but this was certainly an odd way of reaching out. You didn’t trust it.

But still, you complied. Plus, this dude was carrying a gun.

He told you to pack your things. Personal items and any medication. He explained that all toiletries, clothing and food would be covered by Tord.

Something twisted in your gut. Something was wrong. Something told you that you weren’t gonna see this place again.

While packing, you decided to call the cops. The phone call didn’t go through. Actually, nothing seemed to go through to anyone. You tried to reach out for help, but all your communications were seemingly cut.

The man seemed to notice these attempts, but didn’t say anything.

After about 20 minutes, he was ushering you into the backseat of the car. There was another man in the driver’s seat.

He looked serious and mean. Cold. He didn’t even give you a glance.

It was a long drive, and any questions you asked were just met with silence. You tried to open up your door at one point, but it was locked. Child safety or whatever.

Eventually you pass out. It gets late, and you’re just being driven on empty roads.

Of course, eventually you do end up at the Red Army base.

And it isn’t likely that you’ll be leaving anytime soon.

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Can I ask a question about ur Eddsworld AU, so does Tom ever find out that Edd’s been captured and like- interrogated? Will the two somehow come into contact? (Also I absolutely love the au aaaa)

I’ve been thinking about this ask for so so long actually and my brain is so stumped HELP.

I think, eventually, they would come into contact again. Edd would be a prisoner for years, and Tom would eventually be made a member of the Red Army after good behavior.

I think, Tord would totally dangle the idea of seeing Edd again over Tom’s head.

Tom and Edd need couples therapy so bad btw omfg. They used to care about each other so so much. But then Edd abandoned them, never even called or brought them into the rebellion.

Tord controls pretty much every aspect of Edd’s life once he’s captured, so he’ll only see Tom when Tord allows it.

By the time Edd and Tom finally see each other again, Tom is already somewhat loyal to the Red Army, as is no longer a prisoner.

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Hi silly! :3 What would Tords opinion be on the other three? Or Paul + Pat? Any past problems left unhealed, or perhaps problems to be elaborated on in future asks?

Hello! This is how Tord feels about everyone! I’ll probably do more characters another time :3

CW: Mentions and references to Tord getting hit by his instructor.

Starting with how he feels about Edd.

Tord never really had any issues with the guy. He was a pleasant roommate, and they used to get along pretty well.

Even when coming back, Edd and Tord are pretty chill!

But everything shifts when Edd forms the Resistance. Tord was honestly ready to just take Edd in, make him a solider, and keep tabs on him. Tord really did plan to treat him well.

Despite Edd actively trying to destroy the Red Army, Tord genuinely admires his determination and wit.

Tord does in fact feel betrayed by Edd, but assumes the other also feels betrayed.

Okay. Tord HATES Tom.

Kinda

Thinks Tom is stubborn, stupid, rude, unpleasant, unmotivated.

But SO insanely strong. Especially with the monster abilities.

Tord does feel a bit bad for all of the experiments, but he really can’t be bothered to try and make Tom feel at home.

Unless Tom decides to start cooperating. Maybe then Tord will let up on him a little.

They never got along in the first place

Tord genuinely cares for Matt. And Matt has seemed very accepting of the idea of joining Tord.

Matt doesn’t seem to have any internal drive or heavy ambition, but he can get tasks done pretty well.

He’s always been kind to Tord. He has a great personality, and always lightens up the mood.

Overall, they’re friends.

They just don’t talk about Matt’s face. Ever.

Tord is besties with Patryck.

I’m not even exaggerating when I say besties.

They are genuinely best friends. Pat has been there for Tord over and over and over again, always providing emotional and mental support.

Pat is always taking tasks and work off of Tord’s hands.

Tord admires Pat in every single way, and is immensely inspired by him.

They are literally two peas in a pod. They are tight as fuck.

Tord sees Paul as an older brother/mentor figure.

Tord has INSANE respect for Paul.

Like will literally stand at attention with the rest of his army if Paul is commanding.

Paul took Tord under his wing. It was rough and stressful at first. Physical discipline from Paul hurt. Tord had been hit before, but holy shit Paul had a strong hand.

Tord is loyal to Paul until he fucking dies.

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WHAT DO I NAME MY EDDSWORLD FUTURE STORY???

I’ve narrowed it down to 3 options. This AU is filled with angst and violence.

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Hi again mootieee... I wish I was kidding when I said this blog owned my brain a bit. How do you think it'd go if Tord found out Matt visited Tom a lot? May be a platonic yandere opportunity. :3

This isn’t really a Platonic Yandere thing. Maybe kinda? IDK MAN. It’s just dark. But oh em GEE! This was so fun to write.

NOT proofread. Might do it later.

CW: Violence, Threats (kinda?), non-consensual drugging (Tom gets Tranqed), Electrocution (also Tom), Heavily implied interrogation, implied starvation if you squint VERY hard

Tord would NOT be happy at all.

He’d start to notice Matt missing during lunch. So he’d check the cameras, only to find Matt slipping off to the lab. Apparently he had stolen a security card

Tord storms to the lab, making his way to Tom’s cell. He really didn’t know what he was more angry about. The theft, sneaking food to Tom, seeing Tom at all, the secrecy.

Things here ran a certain way. He couldn’t have Matt fucking anything up. Only authorized personnel were even allowed in the lab. And Matt was sure as hell not fucking authorized.

Matt is sat down in front of Tom when the door opens behind him. They conversation stops immediately.

Tord storms in, two workers following him. One confiscates the food while the other electrocutes Tom with what looks like a modified cattle prod. Matt can hear the crackle of the shock as it rings the the air, and Tom can’t even choke out a scream before Matt gets dragged away.

Matt is certainly kicking and shouting. He just saw his friend get absolutely leveled for doing nothing wrong at all.

Tord has an iron grip on Matt’s upper arm, dragging him away from the lab. He tries not to hurt Matt, but the amount of struggling becomes annoying. It only adds to his rage.

So, he throws Matt into a nearby wall. Matt seems to try and get up. Tries to get out of this. Tord grabs a fistful of his hair and slams him to the ground.

This man is FUMING.

Tord doesn’t really yell. He keeps his composure. But not here.

“MATT! I HAVE EXECUTED SOLDIERS FOR MUCH LESS THAN THE FUCKING- VIOLATIONS YOU ARE COMMITTING!”

Matt seems frozen. On the ground, Tord towers over him which a gaze so disgusted that he feels like he’s about to get ripped limb from limb.

Tord takes a minute to breathe, running a hand through his hair to try and calm himself down.

“You are lucky I like you. If you were any other soldier, you would be dead. I can make your life a living hell. But I don’t! I treat you well! This- THIS is the kind of shit you pull?”

Tord sounds furious, disgusted, almost hurt?

God, if this were any other soldier, they would be taken in for questioning. They would be tortured. And once Tord had the information he wanted, they would be publicly humiliated and executed.

Tord seems to say something into the mic connected to his earpiece, before looking down at Matt. And Matt can see the switch in Tord’s eyes. From emotional to completely business.

“We will talk about this later. I have things to do. Patryck will retrieve you and escort you to your room.”

Matt takes a shaky breath, standing up. He looks at Tord in confusion. A few moments ago he thought he was gonna get shot. Now he’s just getting sent to his room?

It’s almost as if Tord reads his mind.

“You’re on probation indefinitely. You will wake up and wait at your door until Patryck retrieves you. You will work with Patryck, eat with Patryck, and be escorted back to your room by him at the end of your shift.”

He pauses, turning around to leave.

“I won’t hesitate to put you back in a cell Matt. Do not forget your place here.”

Aftermath Snipbit

Tord and Matt do in fact talk about it. In the form of Matt being handcuffed to a table in their interrogation room.

Tord makes it very clear what exactly would happen to Matt if he were anyone else.

But they also come to an agreement.

With good behavior, Matt will be allowed one 60 minute visit with Tom every 2 weeks, all supervised and recorded by Patryck.

Poor Patryck, has to babysit the ginger.

But hey, new work buddy! They actually become pretty good friends.

And oh ya, Tom totally got tranquilized after getting electrocuted. They were so “scared” he would get so angry that he would turn into his monster form. (They really just don’t give a shit. They treat him like a rabid dog.)

[sillymaxing]

HELP ME NAME MY EDDSWORLD AU!

Making a “read more” so people READ THIS BEFORE VOTING.

You are voting which title to ELIMINATE. Vote which title you this is BAD, and would not fit the AU. I will do this again and again until we have a title :3