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the jon, taking off his hat to reveal a smaller, secret hat underneath: does this answer your question?
the spine: i never asked a question.
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the spine: just be yourself! say something nice!
upgrade: which one? i can’t do both.
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rabbit: being gay is a constant battle between “i want to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and i think that's very sexy of us.
hatchworth: if the window’s open and the time is right, you can do both.
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rabbit, pointing to a young peter vi: this child is morally grey at best.
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rabbit, to the spine: the difference between you and me is that your trauma made you a bitch, and my trauma made me a fun bitch.
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peter vi: a decision had to be made-
rabbit: and you fucked it up!
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the spine: are you free tomorrow?
rabbit: no. i’m expensive all day
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we’re back mwahhh
if i post ones i already posted i will go Insane i have the worst memory <3
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peter vi: are you high?
rosie: am i what?
peter vi: high?
rosie: hello :)
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rosie belongs to myself
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hatchworth: maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands.
mainframe: with each other or with the horrors?
hatchworth: i have two hands.
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mainframe belongs to @butterbolted-automaton
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oc time!!
the last one. for now, anyway
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an intro/lore post for my spg oc eliza

text under the cut!!
tws: i vaguely mention child abuse as well as character death. a lot of content involving eliza may have some pretty heavy themes, so i’ll tag appropriately when needed.
she’s a little cringe but i love her :)
A lot of Eliza’s past is something she doesn’t like to talk about. She spent most of her formative years in an awful place, where her father saw her more as some kind of lab creation than an actual daughter. She went through some awful things there.
She had one friend though, one of her father’s workers named Julie. Julie basically raised her, since her dad couldn’t be bothered. Julie was the one who helped Eliza get away from there, telling her the safest place to go for her would be Walter Manor. So, one day they bolt but Julie gets caught and Eliza never sees her again.
So she ends up being found, passed out, outside Walter Manor. She takes forever to warm up to anyone there, but eventually she does! Kinda like when you feed a stray cat until it becomes your bestie.
Eventually she opens up about her past and her parentage, and how she’s part of the Becile family. But nobody really judges her for it, obviously.
She has a time traveling arc, because at some point she becomes determined to find her mother. Or at least the real version of her mom. Her genes are fucked up and wacky.
She also gets a possession arc! Her dad does some weird science shit that causes him to be able to like. Mind control her. Because he’s a shithead.
But eventually that all gets taken care of and she gets to be happy for once in her life :)!!
I tried So Hard not to make her insanely cliche guys I just love making fucked up characters that need therapy
misc hcs!
Her dad sucks so much I made a whole New Becile Guy because I wasn’t about to make any of the existing Beciles be that mean yknow
Her dad might also be the same person that made Rosie go missing
Her eyes glow!! They’re like nightlights!!
Thanks to her weird fucking genetics & possibly some experiment shit she’s also got lil pointy teeth & some lil horns.
She’s just a cutie i love her sm
Was born a Becile, went by Morreo for a bit, and now she’s a Walter :)
i really can’t think of anything else,, but yeah!! that’s it for my main ocs but you may see some more one day,,
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RAHHH
oc time!
part 3 :0!!!
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an intro/lore post for my spg oc rosie

text under the cut !!
tw: i vaguely reference religious trauma, abusive relationships and also kidnapping. in other posts about rosie, these themes will come up again. this girl goes through it.
Rosie was a childhood friend of Peter Walter VI, and the two were inseparable up until Rosie ‘went missing’ in her late teens. She’d actually run away from home without telling him.
She’s got a long funky sad backstory with a Lot of religious trauma,, which sucks ): But basically, abusive religious parents made her run away
But anyway, she meets Peter again years later when he leaves the manor for once and visits this bookstore she works at. She tells him about her life and shit, including the fact she’s living with a very abusive partner.
So he talks her into moving in to Walter Manor :) and she does!!
And she lives all happy there and nothing bad ever happens again
Until she Actually goes missing. For realsies. For like two years.
But we don’t have time to unpack all of that. Maybe another time
misc. hcs!!
Being as smart as she is and as close to Peter as she is, he gives her a position in Walter Robotics. So she’s like. his second in command :)
Her and Rabbit are So In Love guys !!
When she went to college, she was going into psychology!
She helps train new Walter Workers and stuff
She’s so cool can you tell she’s my favorite
Her and Peter VI act like siblings all the time. They hate each other but also would die for each other fr
Her last name used to be Stell, but she changed it to Walter at some point.
the final oc intro post should come out tonight. the next one is my most pathetic sopping wet cat of a girl.
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another oc that might end up on here :3c
oc time !!
part 2 !!
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an intro/lore post for my fanbot daisy

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Daisy was first designed in 1896, like most of the Walter Bots, but wouldn’t be properly built or powered on for several years.
She was finally built in 1923, by Peter Walter I’s sons. Her role was to work as a sort of assistant, and took care of Peter I as he got older.
After Peter I dies, she’s deemed effectively useless and is scrapped. In 2001, she’s found and eventually reactivated by a man that had found her. She would live with this man until 2007, where he would basically end up selling her in order to alleviate some of his financial problems.
From 2007, until 2016, she’s essentially sold around different households working as a live-in sort of maid or nanny or whatever people needed her for. It was a miserable time but in 2016, Peter Walter VI (who’d found her original design plans and wanted to find her and bring her home) finds her and she’s returned to Walter Manor where she belongs.
misc. hcs for my girl:
If I did my math right, her being made in 1923 makes her the youngest of the Walter Robots. She’s just a baby I love her.
Her favorite color is pink! And she loves all things pink and shiny!!
She was originally designed to look similar to The Jon, since her creators decided he would be the easiest design to replicate.
She’s very happy & silly and I love her but she’s also a sopping sad wet cat of a girl. She’s been through some shit ):
this is all i can think of tonight! but yeah. i’m sure more of her will show up on this blog teehee. also! if anyone ever wants to ask questions about any of my ocs,, pls do they have so many Things.
anyway. parts 3 and 4 of my oc posts should come out soon,,
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the spine: well, we’re banned from the chicken shack now. so we had to go out of town to get some.
rabbit: well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
the spine: rabbit, you ate a chair.
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the spine: what the hell is wrong with you?
rabbit: you mean today, or just in general?
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bunch of spine & rabbit quotes today, since it’s the david & bunny’s birthday :)
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zer0: why would someone want to hurt the jon?
rabbit: maybe because they met him?
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rabbit: the spine? you love me no matter what, right?
the spine:
the spine: normally i would say ‘yes’ without hesitation, but i feel like this is going somewhere i won’t like.
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rabbit, talking about peter i: why do old people talk?
calliope: to prove they’re still alive.
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calliope is @h0dgep0dgee ‘s i love her sm she’s so cool i want to study cal under a microscope
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