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I actually think Battinson has the best potential to bring out Bruce’s medical education when it comes to being Batman.

Keep in mind, it’s not that Bruce couldn't graduate med school. He just chose not to.

Battinson who can analyze a cut, determine the object used to inflict it, the intent behind it. And if you lie about it, he’ll know.

Battinson who’ll turn off his detective brain while at a scene, marching directly in someone’s face, — officer, offender, someone who just needs help and that's it, — and his voice is soft, which they know means bad. “Go see a doctor. Right now.”

Battinson who never leaves unless he makes sure everyone who needs medical attention at a scene gets treated accordingly.

He never says a word, just works, like ink on paper, hands capable of harm and healing of equal quantity. They feel safe.

Battinson who carries medical supplies on his belt. Narcan, Tylenol, insulin, bandages. An emergency scalpel.

Getting handed a tampon by him would be a religious experience.

ER doctors, from Park Row to the Narrows, don't know how, why, or when they started assisting the Bat on operating people. From civilian to Rogue. They just do.

He even gets his own pager.

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A Quarter to Midnight fuck me up forever how long do you think McCabe was thinking about how the search might end with someone dead? When their badge didn't scan, did their hand twitch for their gun or did they have more self control?

When, against all odds, Violet & Juniper fed Nan a story and she bought it, did McCabe breathe a sigh of relief? How much worse did that make the next moment?

McCabe playing referee between the kids, between Violet & Juniper, feeling seen and taken care of by Captain Tripathi, but still so alone on this planet that used to be home to them, Brian and maybe Park knew where they were from, but neither of them are here to even acknowledge that it might be uncomfortable, and Park would definitely be the only one who might know even a fraction of what that burden is...

Sharpshooter McCabe, that's what Krejjh calls them, that's what they're known for, what their parents brag about, the skill they offer to the team repeatedly. They're too young for the war, naive still. They shot agents on New Jupiter, in self defense, with guns drawn on them and a kill order hanging over their head, trusting Park even if they didn't know what was going to happen next.

Did they shoot to kill on New Jupiter, or is Nan the first death they've handed out?

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one of the deans in beijing dance academy rehearses with students

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The strawberries looked damn real  💗

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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Masterpost of Crochet Patterns

Hi! There's a very popular brand that advertised themselves as a pre-started learn-to-crochet kit company, which I'm sure you can take a quick Google guess as to who. They, however, don't sell their crochet patterns in a gimmick to force you to buy their $40 crochet kits so you can't make/distribute the pattern on your own. No need to worry about that because this is a master post meant to share as many of the crochet patterns that I know, entirely for free! They could have gotten some revenue by selling the pattern themselves, but that's a bAd bUsIn3sS mOdEl so oh well 🤷🏾‍♀️

Minecraft Collab:

* Creeper

* The Warden

Hello Kitty Collab:

* Hello Kitty

Harry Potter Collab:

* Albus Dumbledore

* Harry Potter

Powerpuff Collab:

* Blossom

* Bubbles

* Buttercup

* Mojo Jojo

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goat fight. non-negotiable.

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my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

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Saw a post about how halal and kosher meat will likely be the only reliably safe options in the US because their safety and cleanliness standards aren't dictated by what's the barest legal minimum that government food safety regulations demand.

So you're like 5 years away from "ever notice how the musulmans and jews never get sick from bad meat? clearly this is proof that they are poisoning us" right now.

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greta was time's person of the year a few years ago. she was adored by all liberal world leaders and parties. and when she learnt about people's struggle under occupation and colonialism, she stood in solidarity with them . she now stands with palestine and armenia and kashmir and every oppressed person in the world. she could have been rich as fuck by simply remaining as a climate activist. yet she chose to do the right thing. i love her for her integrity.

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This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

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I know that the appeal of the Brucie Wayne identity is shameless incompetence covering up extreme hypercompetence, but another interesting aspect of Bruce's in-between persona (not quite public, but not Batman, explicitly) are the large/significant changes he makes and has to go to great lengths to keep subtle or easily dismissed by the public. Reducing something massive and complex to what amounts to a "happy accident" or forgettable coincidence on paper.

Examples:

Buying the Kent Farm. He couldn't buy the house outright, it would draw far too much attention and link his and Clark's identies, even with several steps in between. So Bruce bought the bank, then the Farm.

In Batman Begins, he buys certain gear in bulk to avoid suspicion. He gets thousands/millions of cowl prototype bases because buying ten would be strange.

All of the journalistic manuvering. It's very look here, don't look there. It's artistic. It's sleight of hand with the media. "Brucie falls into a fountain the same night Batman needs to take a night off" no, even better. Bruce, as Brucie, captures attention in a way that doesn't let you even realize that you should be paying attention to something else. He isn't taking away your attention. He has it, and that's the point.

The painstaking and painful steps he takes to fund and oversee the Justice League while maintaining credible distance. The fact that he's able to spin it as CSR without anyone putting the pieces together is impressive.

Tech/behaviors he employs to ensure the government thinks Batman is a low-level vigilante with limited access to complex resources.

Doubling up missions/priorities for events. If he can get intel and a a JL target out of a stuffy Gotham event, he can and will. And on the other side, doubling up patrol/investigations as Batman to benefit Bruce Wayne. None of that intel is a coincidence. Keeping those two lives completely separate only harms him in the long run.

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I’ve got to go. Back to my old life. Bye, then. Good luck. 

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ok so like. wicked. we all know the wizard's an asshole, yeah? jackass who would rather invent fascism than admit he's jared, 19. real fuckin loser. However. i've been thinking about it, and really his main personality trait + motive is that he's a people-pleaser above all else. literally desperate to be liked, and even when he's at his most liked he's lonely and sad alone in his palace. his fault but not the point here. anyway but not only is he a desperate people-pleaser he also really wants to be a family man, there's literally no other reason for "sentimental man" than establishing that, yeah? except he made himself too important for people to ever consider to be on their level. again, his fault, the idiot, but again not the point. what i'm getting at is that like. hands-down the funniest fix-it for the musical at least for me rn is the idea that he finds and picks up elphaba when she's like. 7-8. old enough to have been bullied and radicalized. because she's an outspoken stubborn little shit and the wizard is already a massive pushover but ADD TO THAT that she is his daughter who he's absolutely going to spoil and lavish with attention because he wants her love back AND she's got big sad puppy eyes and you have a recipe for her lowkey ending the wizard's reign of terror on complete accident. this little girl who was only shown kindness by one (1) bear is like "hey mister wizard-dad can you stop oppressing the animals" and mr wants-to-be-a-girldad-so-bad is like "yeah ok whatever you say honey <3" and madame morrible just has to be like "bitch. what"