*at my first day of group therapy for people stuck in the 2000s* i’m just .. not feeling very awesomesauce.. le sigh.. it’s like .. u kno tfw u just wanna rage quit life.. but one does not simply kill themselves.. it just feels like i’m being trolled by the world.. like my sadness levels are over 9000 and all i can do is scream FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU. my life is just an epic fail . inb4 u tell me it can only be epic win from here
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experts are saying it's fine man, and they recommend that you chill
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I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died
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He makes me sick
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⚠️ National Alert
hi
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First time posting my knitting to tumblr. Look at my Bug Son
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*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????
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love pinning discord messages its like hanging them on the fridge
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Happy early b'day @sillystinker
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NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone
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What if I got on my hands and knees and started rubbing up against you, meowing like a cat? What would you do?
awww. kill you
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