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bro i was drawing rule 34 in my sketchbook and the power went out. is this divine intervention
#i will not be sharing it. btw#sighhh#not objectum#not even rly hornyposting#but related so it goes on the sideblog 🫶
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extending you WiFi! Might be hiding.
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PUTERS!!!!
And also meet Clem (they/it)!! I finally got its design down.
(Please reblog or comment if you can!!! I'm super proud of these (plus they took 2 hours out of my life lmao))
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hhhhh i have this cute little nintendo 64 controller in my house and it was sitting on my shelf all tied up and it just looked so cute n pathetic and hhdhhhfhhfhdhhdhhh (pictured above!!)
#techum#objectum#robot fucker#robot lover#yay#teehee#ummm i can be normal about technology i swear#but ugh cute robots tied up in their own wires#hhggdhhhh#might make this my new pfp honestly
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I was sitting around at work and i saw a box for the "penguin ambidextrous vertical mouse" and IMMEDIATELY thought 'oh that's a robo cock' and had to keep working while sitting next to an image of someone grasping a robot penis
Plzzzz look it up and attach an image cuz I'm not sending this off anon

WOAHSHEHEJDJFHWJFJJD

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computer girl pinup
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ik this is different from my usual techum content but i need to like wrestle/fight another transmasc and then both get so horny during the fight that we fuck, still bloodied and bruising
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hhhhhhhhh. hhoohhffhhhhh oh god. omg. normal about this
scientist sitting on his robot lab assistants lap, helping fix him, unscrews the metal plate on the front to reveal all the wires inside. both are leaning so close together and the scientist is trying to focus so hard but oh god why does this situation sort of turn him on? the closeness, the intimacy of exposing the robots wires, the fact that he’s been hopelessly crushing on a robot for so long and he’s just so pent up and— the robot, equipped with health monitors that regularly activate when it senses a change in normal bodily functions begins involuntarily assessing his lab partner, realizes what’s happening to his assistant and oh-so-slightly moves his metal leg to slot it between the crotch of the other man. the scientist gasps and looks down, then up at his partner, eyes wide. then slowly begins rocking his hips back and forth on the robots thigh.
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Sorry to those who did NOT want to see this <:3 I went down a rabbit hole yesterday <3
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something about the visual of a robot wearing lace that is so beautiful to me. i cannot draw well enough to express this, but imagine a hard, metal killing machine made for the purpose of fulfilling its duty, wearing something so dainty and delicate, contrasting so perfectly with its shiny metal exterior. it’s so beautiful to me. the world made its soft heart to be layered behind walls of steel, and yet it can still be so beautiful.
#objectum#techum#robot fucker#robot lover#heavy on the lover here i suppose#this is lowkey about me btw#the world tried to make my heart into steel#and yet beauty persists
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Bytebot.. my beloved
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more of the nerdddd/aff
(this one also doesn’t have a name last i checked so if you’d want to suggest something…)
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[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't fantasize about robots" with "I saw art of robot hips" underneath in small lettering /END ID]
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video game themed robot boy that gets all flustered and sparks when he’s touched and is embarrassed about being a sexual being because it’s not in his coding to do this!!! and human who gently talks him through enjoying those scary sparks and plays with his joystick and pushes all the lil buttons on him that feel so good and his fans start whirring and his screen starts glitching and
#hhhhhhh omg#sorry i feel like this post is too generic#like sighh#i just see so much love for robot girls#(and it’s awesome!!)#but what about my robot boys :(#objectum#techum#robot fucker#yay#robot lover#waiter give that robot catholic guilt!!! (i’m projecting)
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objectum/techum community how we feelin about metal gear from the 1982 game “snatchers”


#love his slutty curves#who said that#objectum#techum#robot fucker#robot lover#teehee#i’m so obsessed with him and there’s ZERO fandom#ugh
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