#sorrryyyy

[starcurtain]

I know everyone sees Itto as Genshin's comedic relief, but I'm telling you all, Alhaitham is actually the funniest character in Genshin Impact.

According to the fandom, he's hot, he's famous, he's the one in charge of the house...

But according to the people of Sumeru? Dude became grand sage and not a single NPC around the city had a thing to say about that. Sachin's son got his ass beat and he didn't even know who Alhaitham was; it was just "some guy in green." People on the streets are said to not even notice Alhaitham, let alone be able to identify him by appearance. The only time we ever hear NPCs directly commenting on Alhaitham, it's Siraj's collective who hate Alhaitham's guts. Dori refuses to work with him. Random Eremites call him a lunatic within two minutes of meeting him.

Alhaitham's reputation in Sumeru is "Who? Ah, that guy? I heard he's weird," and then everyone moves on.

Meanwhile, Kaveh is literally famous enough to have an epithet ("the Light of Kshahrewar"), is the lead architect on entire city redesigns, and was trusted before Alhaitham's take over to do work on the Akademiya itself. He built the most famous landmark in the rainforest outside of the Divine Tree. He's well-known enough that people bank on his reputation to start scams; people send their children to take courses with him in the belief that it will bless them with successful future careers. He's known for philanthropic endeavors to help the poor and disadvantaged. He won the Interdarshan Championship. This is the Sumeru equivalent of winning an Olympic gold medal!!

Kaveh is the Taylor Swift to Alhaitham's Travis Kelce. They might have independent success, but in every measurement of public sentiment, Kaveh vastly outshines Alhaitham, and the fandom should really take a step back and think about how hilarious this makes everything about their situation in canon.

For the few in Sumeru who are actually paying attention, sure, Alhaitham is the (former) acting grand sage who makes a pretty penny and owns the house Kaveh lives in. For the average majority of Sumeru's citizens who are way more likely to know Kaveh? Alhaitham is literally just "that guy who is shacked up with the Light of Kshahrewar."

Kaveh's efforts to keep where he lives a secret just makes him come across like one of those reclusive types of artists who value their privacy. Half the public in Sumeru probably think he just prefers to keep himself and his lover out of the limelight. Kaveh was so busy pretending not to be poor, he forgot that every ounce of pretending he does just helps him keep his own celebrity status. The harder he attempts to act secretive about where he lives and with whom, the more it comes across as "Please respect this famous person's privacy and stop asking about the details of his relationship."

And Alhaitham, for whom being "that guy who is shacked up with the Light of Kshahrewar" is THE life goal? Everything is going according to keikaku. Kaveh has convinced the entirety of Sumeru that he and Alhaitham are in a relationship, all without Alhaitham having to lift a finger. The more determined Alhaitham gets to fly under the radar, the more it looks like he's Kaveh's kept man. If you aren't living with him because you're broke, then why are you living with him, Kaveh? There's simply no way for Alhaitham to lose.

It's just... so funny.

[icrytearsofsadness]

Billy Hargrove who has never stopped taking about California. About getting out. About going home. Needing the ocean like air.

Steve Harrington who tries so hard to accept this as a truth. The kids will graduate, Robin will go off to college, and Billy will leave.

Billy Hargrove who has been slowly leaving his dad’s house behind. Who has been sneaking out one piece of clothing, one cassette, one trinket at a time.

Steve Harrington who has a guest bedroom that might as well belong to Billy at this point.

Billy Hargrove who is still there when he finally graduates. Working at the pool for a bit of money, living out of Steve’s guest room, because he sure as hell isn’t going back to Neil’s house now.

Steve Harrington who starts to think Billy might actually stay.

Steve Harrington who comes home on Billy’s eighteenth birthday, carrying a store-bought cake, to an empty house.

[maladaptivewriting]

just here to remind you that if you complain about sirius being too feminine, you’re transphobic

[discountlittlebro]

Big brother who steals my glasses and won’t give them back

Big brother who shoves me down and pins my shoulders under his knees while he fucks his cunt and t dick against my face

Maybe he gives my glasses back after, maybe he keeps them so I have to squint and stumble to the bathroom to clean my face of his mess

[angelpuns]

Hated the college au fic so I deleted the post sorry to anyone who actually liked it but also I'm writing a better version rn :)

[pirategrime]

spot the difference

[sillytimepuppyposting]

ik this is different from my usual techum content but i need to like wrestle/fight another transmasc and then both get so horny during the fight that we fuck, still bloodied and bruising

[a-random-warrior]

My batch one hcs woaaggg

[god-syndicate-if]

What are the ROs MBTI types? Thank you so much!

I've been asked this a few times but I don't know enough about MBTI types unfortunately.

[whimsicalgoose]

ok ok I would like to bust down the sniperscout autism4autism bc its consuming me

sniper's autism: can only talk so much till he's genuinely exhausted (which isn't a lot). he doesn't find reason in emoting a lot unless the situation calls for it. for this reason, people don't really hang out with him except out of pity because he seems "lonely". in other words, ppl have always thought he's sorta boring. sniper got tired of humoring ppl who talked to him to make THEMSELVES feel better, so he just sorta. keeps to himself. its easier that way, and he enjoys it.

scout's autism: he has to talk and talk and talk and talk and be soooo funny so people will actually like him. unfortunately, this just drives people away and makes them think he doesn't know how to shut up. scout used to easily forget what he's said in conversation because he was too focused on keeping the other person's attention, but he's gotten better. after so long of basically getting his spirit broken throughout his childhood, he found it was easier to be loud/dickish on purpose. partially out of spite, partially because he was tired of seeing himself as the dweeb that couldn't make any friends.

even just platonically, they work out perfectly together. scout can talk about whatever the fuck he wants and sniper can just listen. and scout knows sniper doesn't think he's unbearable and that he's actually listening. and sniper knows scout isnt just doing it because he thinks sniper is all alone, its because he likes his company!!! and scout thinks sniper is literally the greatest person on earth for not shutting him out and even inviting him to just sit with him. and sniper thinks scout is the most understanding guy he's come across, ever, for not demanding too much of him.

(sniper feels bad that scout was ever treated like he was stupid just because he was forgetful and talked a lot. scout feels bad that sniper had to protect his peace so hard that he had to separate himself from his peers (scout wouldn't know what to do if he was alone))

anywho yeah I'm normal i love them an average amount. even if by some chance im not any sort of neurodivergent, i undoubtedly came across as an autistic kid when I was very young, considering how I was treated. i projected very hard on scout. i hope I didn't step on any other autistic ppls toes with this!

[broidobe]

ask box

sadly, i have closed my ask box. i have 83 requests (dying.) and i really dont need more right now lol.

i will reopen it when i have 40 requests left.

my requests are still open so dm me if you want something but ONLY if you have a full story in mind. dont just dm me "write something for ___". i have enough of those lol.

if you want to request an anon emoji, also just dm me.

thank you all for the love i've been receiving!!

[stayclowninbbgs]

oh someone wants to see kai- well obviously they want him right after hollow mind where he thinks he just made the biggest mistake of his life and lost his best friend-...oh they wanted him being silly with his boyfriend....whoops? @asphodelex

[maladaptivewriting]

the thing is you either like blair waldorf or you like nymphadora tonks.

[machinecreature]

sorry but the most annoying thing about older people who don’t know how to use the computer is when they act like it’s the computer’s fault when it very obviously isn’t … if everyone else can do this very quickly and you can’t, i’m sorry but it’s not the computer’s fault!

computer is bad for a lot of things but “Word Processing” has proven to be, uh, not one of them!!!

[cabinette]

[cliveguy]

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