Stanley{he/it}{18}{pansexual}{asexual}so to god who made this man, you better have one hell of a plan!
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id tag game changer spoilers but what does that even mean at this point
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anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me
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imagine a goat with a hat
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what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
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i find it annoying that people will play with set white/asian/aracial light characters as protagonists no problem then when the protagonist is black its like "but there's customization right 🥺" like no. play as this black person or die by my blade .
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can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy
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"jerk off instructions" ... dont make me laugh, kid. i know what im doing
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Hands up if Vic has ever stolen your wife.
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Have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “Oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”
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love rockets
shot right in between your eyes
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He has. Bewitched me. My creeper. The creature.
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i just know jonathan sims would have loved the twilight zone. boy why do you need statements go watch a half hour to hour long episode of some person going through the worst experiences of their life you wont be hungry afterwards
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The odds are that she'll find it. But there are even better odds that she'll find something else...
SEVERANCE | Season 2, Episode 9, “The After Hours” THE TWILIGHT ZONE | Season 1, Episode 34, “The After Hours”
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For #NationalTwilightZoneDay behind the scenes with Rod Serling and Carol Burnett, 1962 episode “Cavender Is Coming.” #TwightZone
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