HUSBAND RAHHHH
These are super rough but yeah I'm drawing the insane primordial clown again-
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HELLO~ My audience, or I mean dear readers, who is writing now, is your favorite star show~
Well, that's me, Shadow Milk Cookie!, for your pleasure~
Hehe, let's start with a small story~ Since everyone knows me, there is no need for me to introduce myself...then let's start about my meeting with the small cookie~
Since I got out of that prison tree, I decided to give my audience a show after years caged...
I meet the silly vanilly, his girlfriend, the selfish king, and their companion, and also, the most or less important, the small cookie called Y/n...
Y/n was a small little cookie, so innocent and kind, didn't have any strength to fight their own~My heart hurts to see a small cookie like them under the silly thief and his companion's control. The small cookie was so scared and trembling, not knowing what to do. But there was something off on that cookie that made want to help them~
So me, a gentle cookie, decided to help the small cookie, showing the truth for the little one, opening their small innocent head... the small cookie seemed more scared and confused, refused my help due to still under the control of other cookies, but I didn't give up to save the cookie from their terrible fate
But when I was almost convinced them, the selfish King came to interrupt our conversation...
Oh, you don't have any idea how it got my nerves when the selfish King held the small cookie like a selfish child who doesn't want to share their toys..
Cough, anyway, when the selfish King pulled away the small cookie from me, they seemed so exhausted, poor little head. I tried to fight back to save them.
After that, for some reason, the selfish King got too old from their age and disappeared. It was sadly my friends couldn't see his face a last time,
but anyway, one bowling pin fell now there others for me get my rewards~
When I thought the show was about to continue, suddenly a bastard killjoy who didn't like my shows ruined everything!
I was almost close to sending my friends and the small cookie free. What a shame, it boiled my head...
Sadly my shows ended
But hear my words, dear readers...
The show must continue. I can't let my audience wait after all, right?
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SRRY I HAVEN’T POSTED I WAS BUSY ON MY OTHER BLOG A
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Hahahaha White Lily cookie you have admires and you have to pick which of them is suitable for you...
Now will you excuse me I am going to bring my wife on a date...*leaves*
“But I can’tttt!”
“Hey it’s ok!”
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It's ok pure vanilla! I can explain for you!
I'll tell white lily you and shadow milk used to hate eachother buuuut then fell for eachother after a one-night stand that then turned into a full blown relationship...I'm sure that would be fine to say!
“T-thank you anon!”
*she flipping crashes through the door* “PURE VANILLA HELP ELDER FAEIRE AND SOME OTHER DUDE ARE FIGHTING OVER MEEE-“
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Huh interesting my my dad met my mom when she is in her spider form since she her ideals on Apathy was smt but when they first met face to face she saw him as a strong heart un-touch by greed thats when she fell in love and cured all my dads kingdom. The other people were unsure of their love as time flys they loved her a as queen and someone who is willing to protect their king.
“Awe how sweet!”
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Ummmm about that Pure vanilla... She is stuck in a love triangle and to winged man and a me look a like is fighting for her affection...
Some of us are kind of in a love war type of stuff....
So how did your parents meet if you tell me urs I will tell mine.
“Oh!~ the old man and silent salt are fighting over little lily hm?~”
“I hope she’s ok..”
“Long story short dark choco…they both met when shadow milk got freed from the tree, fought for a bit then somehow my dad fell for mom, then I found out I was his son! They got married and adopted more kids aka my siblings, their not here because two are at school and my two older brothers are out on one of their hangouts”
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I bet 5 billion coins that the others are dating the other ancients....
Pure vanilla cookie I too can explain...
Do yall have beef with each other?
“Me and shadow used to hate eachother but-“
“But we talked it out with a nice long night of passion~”
“Shadow milk! N-Not now!-“
“Yeah…mom and dad used to be enemies but one thing lead to another-“
“I just realized we have a lot of explaining to do when white lily finds out..-“
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YOU BETT-
Mom dads here!
There you are I was Look-
...
I too can explain...
“Well it seems like we’re both getting it on with our other half’s~”
“D-Dark cacao?! I uh.. I can explain-“
“Mama why the hell you lying-“
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Hush my child let me speak first. Yes I do have a son... I must say are you married? Whose the mom? If you are married I am surprised to see someone dating you...
Mom? Who is that guy...
“Oh!-“
“…”
“I’m home!”
“Mama your back!”
“…I can explain I swear-“
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Long time no see Shadow milk cookie... I see you have a son...
Mom why are we here? Whose that...
“Oh helllooooo mystic flour! Long time no see eh?~ yes I have a son! And you do as well?~”
“Dad shush..”
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Reopening prince of deceit asks,
Ask away!
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Omg I love ur silly she is very cute
She appreciates the compliment :>
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