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yours (redraw)

flipped ver. and previous years below

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Men when they see toilets : I refuse to pee my piss into this big open hole part. Hmmm.. The floor will do me nicely.

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hi i havent posted anything in a while so heres carpenter covered in blood

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folks whats your favourite christmas song. religious, non-religious, not even christmas and just winter holiday, idgaf. tell me the song. leave it in my comments or in tags. me wanna hear

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A bushy bushy blonde bush or whatever The Beach Boys said

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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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Hi stephanie,

I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas

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the river is wide and no dam can block ever channel and ours is a world of miracles ;_;

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Where did you people who had the Pledge of Allegiance in HIGH SCHOOL live? We didn't even have it in middle school. This was a small mid-Michigan town in the 1990s. It was working class, lower middle class, and farming people.

Dear Tumblrs, there is way too much assertion of facts not in evidence on this site.

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The Magician

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Enough about favorite books. What’s a book you read and absolutely hated? The book you’ve got a bone to pick with.

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british people did so good with “can’t be arsed.” your honor i don’t fucking want to

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#sex #<- my antoine de saint-exupéry tag

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ever since i was a little girl she’d make up fiction about my life…

i’m part rpf on my mother’s side

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i’m part rpf on my mother’s side

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huac tuah