I was gonna post this next week but eh (it's rated T, don't worry lol)
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everyone saying "art doesn't need to be perfect" hasn't taken into account the art monster, the monster that comes and kills you if art doesn't look exactly like it did in your head
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The best part about baseball bat translating (google translating) and editing doujins for yourself is getting to see...
this gay shit
And this too
Is that right? Is it wrong? Who cares?! Weeeee!
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I think I reached peak brainrot last night...
This is pretty much just for myself btw since this is basically a baseball bat to the head way of translating something. Here's the (first pass) result of this page though.
I should really be writing... (kinda at an "uuuugh how do I progress this" part in my fic so I might be trying to de-stress from it)
Also Momoyo, what the fuck is this?
How do you expect google, let alone my dumbass, to understand that? And this shit is important so I gotta include it. Broke it down into parts and I think I get what it's trying to say.
Himemushi Newspaper
How to Eat a Dragon:
Step 1: Find a Dragon
Step 2: Bite Dragon on the neck
Step 3: Pour venom into Dragon
Step 4: Hold Dragon down until dead
Step 5: Slowly Enjoy ("Savor Dragon" might read better though)
(Disclaimer: I am not disparaging the work of any actual translators, you guys are awesome. I'm just a small, antisocial nerd with brainrot who can't ask people to help me, and I'm also way too frugal about shit and I would feel bad if I didn't compensate people for their efforts)
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Zounose Zanmu? Zounose Zanmu
part of me wants to think of zanmu as like not being visibly fit or buff at all, she's just some dude. but like she's still also an oni so she can and will fuck you up.
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Screaming, crying, throwing up (even if I couldn't understand most of it cause no English translation, I got the gist) shit fuck why only in Chinese/Japanese god dammit
(I never saw anything about these other than that 2nd cover art on danbooru and didn't realize a doujin was attached to it, was hunting down a certain other momomegu doujin to buy when I saw these listed and went "huh")
I am not okay btw
I should really be writing...
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You know you've reached a certain point when you're looking up doujins that have only been translated into Chinese (I can't read chinese either rip)
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