all I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools ⚡️ ( formerly yshtal + tompetty )
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#about me#throwback to when my mom was like “’we can’t get you diagnosed what if we want to move to New Zealand one day’#and so I live thusly
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stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak
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I am a “Lucanis wearing darkened spectacles to hide spite flair ups from the other Talon’s” truther
#BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK#lucanis dellamorte#datv#I am not looking very respectfully but I am trying#good lines
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if you feel a fluttering ache in your chest its not love. im in there. doing things
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cowboy crow
sequel to my cowboy alistair had to be zev lol
prints here!
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had to work on the day veilguard dropped had to work on the day the oblivion remaster drops when will it END
#when is it my turn to be happy#AND I have to get an oil change……….. no peace on this bitch of a nirn#datv#tes 4 oblivion#tes
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origins: elven men are shorter and have narrower builds than human men - they are a graceful and agile but not very physically powerful race
da2: fenris has a stronger taller build than most elven men which is part of the reason why he would have been singled out by his master to become a bodyguard, he is still narrower than human men and only as tall as marian hawke though
inquisition: solas is still kinda narrow but he is six feet tall. this is foreshadowing the fact that he is a remnant of an ancient, powerful race of immortals that modern elves with their mayfly lives and slight bodies are a mere shadow of
veilguard: davrin is built like a brick shithouse because *checks the lore* fuck you he’s hot
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if there was something hidden along the right stairs to the eluvian in veilguard I simply never would’ve found it
#(facing the eluvian) LEFT HAND STAIRS GANG RISE UP#datv#dragon age: the veilguard#I have never once gone down the other side and I won’t be starting now
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*softens ur commander* <3 :)
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Third base is getting stabbed in the stomach and slumping forward with your chin on their shoulder and blood dripping from your mouth
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Please stay.
#RRRRAAAAHHHHH I LOVE THIS#listen I know the cullen romance is hotly debated but I? love that man#I think that the fact that he had to grow and change and unlearn many horrible mindsets is COMPELLING#I don’t think wanting to be better absolves him from prior wrongdoings but I also think he’s aware of that#and I think that as a concept slaps#(and also catholic-proxy religious trauma is soooooo sexy)#cullen rutherford#dragon age#dai
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cwazy to think about how they fall in love immediately at first sight (◡‿◡✿)
#rookanis#lucanis dellamorte#datv#I just keep looking at her she is soooooooo beautiful and soooooooo traumatized by life in the circle#I took the one (1) side quest that was like “yeah templars used to track down circle mages all the way to rivain”’ and I SPRINTED WITH IT#I just think the idea of Lucanis being like ‘they have a vial of my blood - ‘ and rook immediately being like ‘we’ll destroy it. absolutely’#and then later on she confides in the team about her time in the circle and her phylactery which is still in Templar hands#and Lucanis cannot let that stand#so they go on a quest to find it and he brings it to her and offers to destroy it#and she says ‘no’#and she says ‘keep it. I trust you.’#and then finally at last the circle is behind her#and every Templar who has ever wronged her is dead#she deserves it!!!!!!!!!!!!#da rook#thaissa laidir
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Got something to say….
Any neopets lover in chat?
#neopets#I have a sticker of the original post on my work water bottle#just to keep em in the loop#(and because it IS a freakshow full of people I don’t respect)
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What media should children be watching
they should have 10 vhs tapes they watch over and over again
#land before time 2 and 5 respectively#lion king 2#aristocats#les miserables in concert (10th anniversary dream cast edition)#titanic but SPECIFICALLY tape 2#thumbelina#little mermaid ii#joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat#beauty and the beast: belle’s enchanted christmas#about me#I am not entertaining slanderous opinions on Disney direct to vhs sequels at this time
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replaying veilguard is all fun and games until you have to go to rivain again
#RIVAIN MAP I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU#it’s so linear and underwhelming and BORING#just one long like where you fight 700 qunari and walk back and forth on the same long stretch forever#NO intrigue NO interest#even the secret waterfall treasures are exactly where you expect them to be#[redacted taash storyline endgame section] you are on thin FUCKING ice but I’ll allow it for now#dragon age posting#dragon age: the veilguard#datv#and then the few quests that are there you have to almost complete and then come back to 20 hours later!!!!!!#the one (1) saving grace is the Templar ghost plotline because that’s exciting lore wise but it’s just…. kill some ghosts and now it’s fixed#grrrrrr rivain I was SO excited to go here and YET >:(
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burdened with the curse of being the most beautiful girl in the world
#dragon age: the veilguard#datv#pasha thorne#rook posting#god she’s just soooooooo pretty#pasha thorne (formerly aeducan) former princess of orzammar daughter of Bhelen the betrayer you will ALWAYS be famous to me#dragon age posting
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