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You guys I just realized that what I’ve always wanted out of werewolf fiction is a story where lycanthropy isn’t a purely human condition

Like this dude wakes up from his wolfbender and his room is full of all these fucking chickens from local farms that he initiated into his pack. They all start clucking and crowing at the moon and when it’s full they all transform into these tiny little weird bipedal wolves with wings.

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if you're shipping two thirty-year-old dudes in a fifty-year-old show that's not [old man] yaoi that's old [man yaoi]. don't forget order of operations.

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pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up

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the inevitable conclusion

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Got a prophecy from an oracle; apparently I'm gonna get jumpscared by something I see today. Guess they don't know I found their dumb pop-up skeleton outside my window already.

...yep, there it goes, nice sound effects but you gotta get up earlier in the morning to spook THIS wizard.

---30 CENTURIES LATER---

Hi guys and welcome to another Prophecy Review! As always, we'll be going through old prophecies I've received to see how they panned out in practice. This one's from almost three millennia ago!

Ah, but it looks like I forgot to record what it actually was. Scrying that far into the past might lead to slight inaccuracies but we should still be able to AGH JESUS CHRIST SKELETON WHAT THE FUCK

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yeah golden retreiver boyfriends are great and I've met several personally, but personally I have a house cat boyfriend

extremely affectionate despite of seeming aloof and politely distant to unfamiliar people

my friends have seen him irl less than 5 times in the five years I've had him - if I invited people over he would hide under furniture until they're gone

haha you got up from your work desk, time for unskippable 35 minutes of kisses and cuddles

can and will throw up out of sheer anxiety because Things And Events Are Happening that do not even involve him in any way

can instinctively sense exactly when I am going to decide I'm done bedrotting and will climb on top of me to cuddle exactly 3 minutes before I was just about to get up

can be placed sideways on any soft surface at any time of the day and immediately takes a five hour nap

cannot eat or drink in unfamilair places. can and will go 16 hours without food or water if the situation is uncomfy.

unhelpful but valiant efforts to try to protect and rescue you from things and situations that he would personally hate being in, out of not understanding of Why Are You In There Voluntarily

will come show me incomprehensible memes the same way a cat will bring you a random bug. thank you. I do not understand it but I know you brought it to me because you love me.

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stupid thing about me is I don’t cut corners but I also have no work ethic. if I do something it WILL be done right. no telling whether I’ll actually fucking do it tho

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You ever see tags so funny you scream at your phone

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Art by @stolos go check them out their art style is amazing

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can we have tv dramas set in college please. fucking nothing happens in hs man. now im in college and my friend got chased by feral hogs a week ago in the woods and its like the 5th craziest thing to happen this week

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Another experiment 🔥🔥

I'm so proud of this

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Kanako Yasaka and Eika Ebisu. Based on the fact that the gods Takeminakata (who is the basis for Kanako) and Kotoshironushi (who is identified with Ebisu, the basis for Eika) are brothers.

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