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i love you ciabatta i love you brioche i love you focaccia i love you challah i love you sourdough i love you rye i love you multigrain i love you bagel i love you pita i love you pretzel bun i love you baguette i love you english muffin i love you naan

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youll be able to find books and movies and music that change your life until the day you die. that's pretty good

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took a depression nap and all i remember from my nap dreams is a nonsensical t-shirt design that left me feeling dazed and confused after i woke up.

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honkin yappin

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we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

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customer service is cooking my brain, man

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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

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asked my students if they wanted to share stories about what they did over spring break and this kid goes "you know the field behind costco?" and we all nod and he says "I got lost in the field behind costco."

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post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete

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and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

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The Little Mermaid fit check before I headed out on Sunday @ Fanime 🐟🐠🐡

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Little Nas Are You Working On Your Raps