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I like being appraised i think. Not just like praised, but like having tangible value assigned to it in the form of time or effort or etc.

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In an alternative ending to Catcher in the Rye, Holden becomes entirely dissolutioned with the powers that be and incites a major class riot outside of New York. J.D. Salinger later rewrote the ending to be more vague to hide his massive Communist bias.

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saw a post that said "guy (gender neutral)" and my brain immediately went like hmmm what would a gender neutral version of guy/gal be, maybe I can combine the two words and make something silly looking, so I opened up my notes app and wrote down the word "gay" and stared at it for a solid 10 seconds before remembering that's already a word

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The cardinality of the set of birds i almost fight regularly is over at least 5

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oer water supply has been poisoned this is all that we get from the well now

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Somebody please do the thing...

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🦗noises

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yummers

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anyone wanna fuck my throat, cum all over my face and tits, and then watch markiplier videos in bed? if so hit me up. i can be reached at my very spooky scary old demon mansion in hell. you gotta cross an ancient fire river teeming with skeleton archers to get there but im worth it i promise you

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I'd love to say that this is the dumbest thing I've ever made, but we both know that's a lie

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hitler committed suicide exactly 70 years ago

and to all neo-nazis alive today, 

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hot. er uh i mean-

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self : )

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