simofabitch
simofabitch
they're a solid 7.5 but his taste in fic is evil annoying men
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simofabitch · 3 minutes ago
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hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.
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simofabitch · 5 minutes ago
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HUMMER Ad
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simofabitch · 15 minutes ago
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The US military budget is larger than the military spending of the next nine largest countries combined. We're pumping huge amounts of money to the defense industry as Republicans plan devastating cuts to the social safety net through their budget bill. It does not have to be this way. This is all a policy choice.
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simofabitch · 17 hours ago
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simofabitch · 18 hours ago
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Mother and child training longsword in Chile, at the Centro Esgrima Histórica
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simofabitch · 19 hours ago
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People have got to quit calling people who have a different understang of their own gender, gender non conforming cis people, and ESPECIALLY nonbinary people eggs good lord
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simofabitch · 22 hours ago
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me when i go walking on sunny days and end up on a tree lined street and look up at the gaps of sunlight and miss you more than anything
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simofabitch · 22 hours ago
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Shout-out to the 0.5 seconds where Ralsei makes direct eye contact with you as if to ask "are you possessing Susie too??"
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simofabitch · 22 hours ago
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I get that this is mostly a me thing but seeing so many posts making fun of "holy blood cannibalism pomegranate deer" style writing just makes me sad ;-; . guys that's a lot of people's first stab at poetry that's hobby art that's a vulnerable thing to post those are passion projects...
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simofabitch · 1 day ago
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It's been tiring but we're still here, happy pride yall
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simofabitch · 1 day ago
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I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost
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simofabitch · 1 day ago
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Saw some lady at the train station with a long flowing white skirt, walking a dog with a long flowing white fur, and they both were glowing equally in the contre-jour light of sunshine. Had to draw a rough sketch of them and then shittily shade it on my phone so I'll remember to try to draw them later.
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simofabitch · 2 days ago
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im into some fucked up shit. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. brown paper packages tied of with strings. i could go on but you couldnt even handle it
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simofabitch · 2 days ago
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im into some fucked up shit. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. brown paper packages tied of with strings. i could go on but you couldnt even handle it
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simofabitch · 2 days ago
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simofabitch · 2 days ago
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people with breasts who don’t want to wear a bra aren’t doing anything wrong by going braless and quite frankly their boob situation is none of your business to begin with.
wearing a bra is a personal choice just like wearing any other garment of clothing is. no one is under any obligation to harness their breasts—they are not being “disrespectful” or anything else negative by not wearing a bra. you, however, are being disrespectful if you give people who prefer to go braless shit for doing so.
if you have an issue with it, stop looking at their chest and mind your own damn business. problem solved.
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simofabitch · 2 days ago
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fraud reveal
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