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My new series has dropped on Radish! Come check out your new favorite pretty, bitchy and stupid boys!

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The Little MerSir

My book with @simonaniles is now live on Radish for free*! :D Radish is a serialized reading app where readers can unlock episodes with coins obtained from ads, daily giveaways or purchases.

Get the app: with a 12 coin sign-up bonus Read sample: The Little MerSir

Silverfin's not an idiot: if you leave the sea for love, you need to make sure you're an irresistible proposition. So when he goes after handsome but jaded pirate Captain Hawk, he brings the key to finding a treasure galleon that will make the man rich beyond his wildest dreams.

Meanwhile, Silverfin's sister Mara, stuck on land after being betrayed by her lover, struggles to help her idiot brother… and perhaps navigate an unexpected romance of her own.

But between angry hosts of Merfolk after them and Pirate politics to navigate, can they possibly take the promised treasure? And even if they do, will Silverfin's sacrifice be enough to convince the emotionally damaged Captain Hawk to return his love before it's too late?

The Little MerSir is a steamy adventure romance featuring fairy tale romance, steamy Pirate x Mermaid encounters, dealing with suddenly having feet (and various other sundry things below the waist), and learning that giving love a second chance might just be worth more than any treasure on the ocean.

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Angelina jolie como María Callas ✨️

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A charming little octopus from a Roman villa at Villaquejida, Spain, 2nd-3rd century AD. Museo Arqueológico Nacional, Madrid. Photo by Alison Fisk

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Y'all know how much I love this photo. I tried a little editing jiu jitsu to see if I could enlarge it and still maintain sharpness. I don't know how it uploads to tumblr, in terms of quality, but here it is. Photo by Robert Wilson.

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Very pleased about this and the bonus four-way as well!

The Bitchelor

My book with @simonaniles is now live on Radish for free*! :D Radish is a serialized reading app where readers can unlock episodes with coins obtained from ads, daily giveaways or purchases.

Get the app: with a 12 coin sign-up bonus Read sample: The Bitchelor

As the star of the all-gay "Mr. Catch", Harrison Pearce must choose between handsome Lord Patrick, muscle-daddy Sebastian, and beautiful, troubled Adrian… all with their own secrets. Can Harrison find the courage to act before he misses his chance with all three?

Against his better judgment, Captain Harrison Pearce, Jr, has allowed his surrogate daughter to talk him into starring on her reality TV show, "The Catch", with its first all-male cast. Now the new queer Mr. Catch has been thrust into the spotlight - and the stresses of reality TV - with eleven men vying for his favor. Soon, Harrison finds himself torn between the affections of the handsome Lord Patrick Montgomery, muscle-daddy Sebastian Cruz, and beautiful, troubled Adrian Fisher… all with their own secrets. Can Harrison find the courage to own up to his feelings before he misses his chance with all three… or worse, his potential-boyfriends all run off with each other?

"The Bitchelor" is filled with erotic polyamorous encounters and comedic show-business shenanigans, where finding love in multiple unexpected places might just lead to happy endings and ratings gold.

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Hey everyone, "The Bitchelor" is now on Radish! With bonus sexy material that was not in the original print! 😏

The Bitchelor

My book with @simonaniles is now live on Radish for free*! :D Radish is a serialized reading app where readers can unlock episodes with coins obtained from ads, daily giveaways or purchases.

Get the app: with a 12 coin sign-up bonus Read sample: The Bitchelor

As the star of the all-gay "Mr. Catch", Harrison Pearce must choose between handsome Lord Patrick, muscle-daddy Sebastian, and beautiful, troubled Adrian… all with their own secrets. Can Harrison find the courage to act before he misses his chance with all three?

Against his better judgment, Captain Harrison Pearce, Jr, has allowed his surrogate daughter to talk him into starring on her reality TV show, "The Catch", with its first all-male cast. Now the new queer Mr. Catch has been thrust into the spotlight - and the stresses of reality TV - with eleven men vying for his favor. Soon, Harrison finds himself torn between the affections of the handsome Lord Patrick Montgomery, muscle-daddy Sebastian Cruz, and beautiful, troubled Adrian Fisher… all with their own secrets. Can Harrison find the courage to own up to his feelings before he misses his chance with all three… or worse, his potential-boyfriends all run off with each other?

"The Bitchelor" is filled with erotic polyamorous encounters and comedic show-business shenanigans, where finding love in multiple unexpected places might just lead to happy endings and ratings gold.

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Hey everyone, would you like a copy of my mlm romance novel Shoot for the Heart for free?? IT'S FREEBIE DAY ON AMAZON! Only today, August 10!

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Polyamory, cock cages, and a dog named Ruth Bader Ginsburg: please enjoy my latest literary shenanigans!

A GAY POLY ABSURDIST ROMANCE. For Absurdist Novelist Robert Lynch, moving to Napa Valley with his wealthy husband Henry was supposed to solve it all. Settle down, get over writer's block (and existential angst), and spurn the second seven year itch. Then the devastatingly gorgeous pool boy Evan Drake shows up, invading their bedroom, challenging Lynch's nihilism, and turning their idyllic getaway upside down forever. Who knew that the cure for a midlife crisis was adopting a twink?

"Napa Valley Heat" is a 22,000 word queer polyamorous erotic love story featuring age gaps, bdsm, steamy threesomes, and finding your happily ever after with a gold digger with a heart of gold.

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Super excited to share another collaboration with the beautiful @aelemercier ‼️

A HILARIOUS, STEAMY GAY REALITY TV POLY ROMANCE. Against his better judgment, Captain Harrison Pearce, Jr, has allowed his surrogate daughter to talk him into starring on her reality TV show, "The Catch", with its first all-male cast. Now the new queer Mr. Catch has been thrust into the spotlight - and the stresses of reality TV - with eleven men vying for his favor. Soon, Harrison finds himself torn between the affections of the handsome Lord Patrick Montgomery, muscle-daddy Sebastian Cruz, and beautiful, troubled Adrian Fisher... all with their own secrets. Can Harrison find the courage to own up to his feelings before he misses his chance with all three... or worse, his potential-boyfriends all run off with each other?

"The Bitchelor" is a 27,000 word love story filled with erotic polyamorous encounters and comedic show-business shenanigans, where finding love in multiple unexpected places might just lead to happy endings and ratings gold.

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I'm so excited to present this collaboration with the sexy and talented @aelemercier!

A HILARIOUS, STEAMY GAY ROCKSTAR ROMANCE. When groupie Spence claims to be a poodle groomer in order to sneak backstage to hook up with Rock God Nick Marlowe, the last thing he expects is to end up kidnapped on a tour bus as the new lyricist for "Boom Goes the Crown". The band needs songwriting success to have a hope of winning the year's Apollo Award, but what Nick Marlowe needs to soothe his self-destructive ways might be far harder for Spence than just writing a number one hit...

"The Rock Star and the Poodle" is 32,000 word love story filled with erotic encounters, poodles, comedic found family feels, where an unexpected love and learning to trust again might just lead to happy endings for the most anarchist of hearts.

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A VEGAS MURDER-MYSTERY GAY ROMANCE. Benjamin Rooney and his new partner Isabelle Danvers have a hard-ass captain, a dead body, and too many suspects to count. Making things more complicated is the fact that Jake Gordon - professional male stripper, the deceased's young widower and one of the prime suspects in the case - seems determined to seduce him. Now Rooney must navigate the seedy underbelly of Las Vegas to find the actual killer before he gets away with the perfect crime, the loot - and frames Rooney's problematic new flame in the process.

"Shoot for the Heart" is 30,000K of steamy comedy-of-errors murder mystery, erotic romance, backstabbing villains, well-endowed strippers, and hitting the jackpot with your happily ever after.

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Very excited to announce that I'm collaborating with the prolific and talented @aelemercier on a work that will be as sexy as it is hilarious! Watch this space for more updates!

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ARRANGED MARRIAGE IN SPACE!

My novella Space Raiders of Bokkau is now available from your digital content provider of choice.

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I can't believe my debut novel is twelve years old! Having an Amazon sale to celebrate.