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hi ily please don't go bald

#praying i don't go bald either and i love u too 🫂🫂🫂

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simon drooling through his mask while getting his back blown out is all i think about tbh

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crush by ethel cain is about butch ghost actually

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simon would stick his hand down your pants while you're both cuddling or something and just play with your pussy but it's like. not sexual. like yeah it feels good but you're dozing off and the feeling of him rubbing your clit and petting your bush is weirdly comforting. also he likes to cup your pussy while holding you in a death grip and pass out like that because he says he sleeps better when he's “protecting both his girls” like boy bye

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random maceghost warm up doodles

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this is so out there, but hear me out: ex-husband!simon dropping your daughter off after taking care of her while you were away on a work trip, and instead of being greeted by you at the door, he's face to face with one of his old ghosts—mace, eating a bowl of cereal, wearing a shirt that looks suspiciously like one he had given you years ago. not one breath is exchanged, not even a blink, and neither man acknowledges you when you come up behind and finally break the ice. simon doesn't really pay attention to your words, not until you shyly introduce mace as your boyfriend, and despite his shock and disbelief, something pushes him to utter the words, “yeah, he used to be mine too.”

or something idk i just want drama. i want reader trying to grapple with the fact that her new boyfriend and her ex-husband used to be a thing, simon spiralling over seeing his first love piece of shit ex all cosied up with his ex-wife and trying to bury the old feelings that spark just from seeing his face after so long, and mace, although losing his shit too, lowkey wondering if a throuple is possible. judging from the way simon's glaring at him like he wants to kill him, he'd guess now isn't the right time.

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i really want to play with simon's cock and just edge him, tease the weeping head and massage his tight, heavy balls and maybe thumb over his hole, all while he's trembling and pleading to cum and desperately holding himself back from rolling his hips because he knows if he finishes without permission, the cage will go back on. just saying!!

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that's exactly where i was going with this 🙂‍↕️ he gropes you during gory scenes in movies, mutters in your ear about exactly how he's going to kill the man who had the audacity to flirt with you at the pub, nips at your clit while he's eating you out and lands harsh smacks on your sensitive pussy when you try to squirm away, and mocks you about how much you gush around him now whenever he says anything slightly horrific. you know, just normal boyfriend things.

godddd simon going home after an intense deployment and dumping all the violent details about his kills on his poor bird while he plays with her cunt, ignoring her miserable little whines for him to shut up because she's about to cum. or something

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godddd simon going home after an intense deployment and dumping all the violent details about his kills on his poor bird while he plays with her cunt, ignoring her miserable little whines for him to shut up because she's about to cum. or something

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trying to write this ghost!simon thing but the concept is so odd i have to take a step back and giggle at it

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i accidentally deleted the ask bc i'm silly but this is for the anon asking for more telepath!reader and how she riles ghost up just to see how nasty his thoughts can get :3

cw: piss mention, minor foot fetish, ghost is filthy as usual

i loveee the idea of telepath!reader first being put off by ghost and his desolate wasteland of a brain, doing her best to avoid the warmth that creeps up her neck and settles low in her belly whenever she thinks about him and the wild shit he imagines, only to constantly be subjected to the things he wants to do to her and very shamefully ending up using his thoughts as wank material.

you're trying your best to respect his privacy, which is funny because ghost doesn't seem to have an issue with pondering if your cunt tastes as good as he swears it smells. he doesn't see anything wrong with imagining what you might look like underneath your knickers, whether you have a nice bush he can plant his nose in or a bare mound he can press his lips against. he doesn't have a problem with staring at your ass and thinking about breaking that little hole open. meetings are the worst, having to sit near him and maintain a neutral face because he's daydreaming about you cockwarming him to pass the time, rather than paying any attention to whatever price is talking about.

you wish you could just smack him over the head for always being the cause of your ruined panties, but you know it's not entirely his fault for your predicaments because you're the one who keeps peeking into his head, drinking up all the filthy ways he wants to split you open on his cock. you're the one who files away the lewd images he pictures for later, when you're alone in bed and your little bullet vibrator is calling your name, eerily sounding like ghost's voice.

it's him you think about when you wear a skintight shirt one day, taut enough that he's able to make out the mouthwatering sight of your nipples poking through, teasing him. it's hard to stay composed under his leer, and one might even think he had it out for you, but you know what he's thinking better than anyone else—his cock slotting between your soft tits while you do your best to lap up the precum leaking from his tip, the picture so vivid you nearly trip over your own two feet warming up for practice.

sparring with him is a whole other thing, and your performance drops significantly, but only so you can push your ass up against his groin and hear his breath hitch when he pins you down. "gettin' lazy, are we," is what drawls from his mouth, but in his head, all he wants to do is grind his stiffening cock against you until he's cumming in his pants like a virgin. you try not to squirm too eagerly beneath him when his thoughts stray to your bared neck, wondering if you'd bruise from his teeth as prettily as you do from his hands.

most times, you don't even need to do anything. overhearing you say that you're going to the bathroom prompts him to think about you standing over him and pissing in his mouth instead. talking about getting a mani-pedi with one of your girlfriends when you're finally on leave makes him entertain the idea of you playing with his cock, pretty nails sparkling, before finishing all over your toes and lapping at the cum that drips down your arch. even seeing you drink water has him wishing he could just sustain his life with your spit and cum; they're the only essentials he would ever need.

if you hover around him more often just so you can keep your spank bank loaded to the brim, that's no one's business but your own.

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BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out 🌈🌟💕

red i'm kissing ur face 🤍🤍🤍

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I mean I hate to be wholesome on your good smut blog but honestly in regards to your Soap is too close to Ghost and doesn’t see the problem with it (by my personal definition of cheating anyway) it isn’t cheating and I do think nothing is wrong with it. If we’re in a monogamous relationship and him and Ghost really aren’t doing anything physical then yeah I don’t think that a single romantic relationship should be the end all be all for interpersonal fulfillment. Hell these guys have been in multiple life or death situations together and clearly are attached at the hip in work environments. I’d be so happy to see that someone cares so deeply about him. Flattering though it might be I wouldn’t want him to be lonely and miserable just because I can’t be around 24/7. Probably start including Ghost in events I’m planning with mine and Soaps civy friend group. Or if he’s not into that I’d back off and let them have their one on one time. Now to be less wholesome; why would I be jealous when I know he’ll choose coming back to our home and our bed to get his back blown out by me no matter how close he is with anyone else? He’s my good boy after all. ;)

“I hate to be wholesome on your good smut blog” is killing me 😭 but anyway, thank you for sharing your thoughts with me! i totally see where you're coming from, and i would also be thrilled to know that he has someone else he can lean on, especially in his line of work.

although i was leaning more towards soap wanting to start something with ghost (and not actually because they have their reasons), your take on it has inspired me to think about the more wholesome idea of johnny holding simon and reader in his hands like dolls and trying to make them kiss.

like johnny takes you to meet his lieutenant, and something in you dies a little when you realise just how bright johnny shines when he's with his moon. it's to be expected; they experience life together in a way you'll never have to face, and the bond they've built is so strong you couldn't untangle one man from the other even if you spent meticulous effort to undo the knots. it makes you wonder why johnny's even with you in the first place and not with the man who's practically looking at him with hearts in his eyes. despite how much he tries to mask it, you recognise the look he wears perfectly; it's the same one you sport around your boyfriend.

simon, on the other hand, is immediately enamoured with you. how did this bastard find someone so lovely? you don't seem to be bothered by his whole getup or lack of social skills in the slightest, choosing to keep the conversation light with random topics you think might interest him (he'll let the fact that you favour liverpool slide simply because he likes the way your eyes sparkle when you talk about your team). you're so sweet and funny, and simon has a painful realisation that while johnny won't ever truly be his, he wouldn't want anyone else but this charming little bird in his place.

meanwhile, johnny's about to melt in his seat because his two favourite people are finally together, actually interacting and looking at each other, and it's like his biggest wet dream ever. now, he just has to figure out a way to get you two more acquainted...

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cw: noncon

crying and shouting for help when one of the regulars from the pub you work at corners you in the alleyway and pins you against the disgusting brick wall, thick bulge apparent even through the layers of clothing vs. screaming your head off when he stuffs his cock in because it feels like you're being torn apart and hearing him coo, “those were just cute little barks before, aye, birdie? y'sound like a real fuckin' pornstar now.”

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types of asmr i think the boys would watch/listen to:

price throws on one of those 10-hour-long videos with the really specific titles that are like "4K Crackling Fireplace Inside Cosy Cottage with Heavy Rain for Deep Sleep." just plain nature sounds because they drown out the war in his head. he probably has a specific scenario he always returns to before falling asleep; man is longing for that domestic bliss.

ghost listens to nothing, maybe white noise if he's feeling particularly restless.

gaz digs personal attention where they're pampering the fuck out of him—massaging his head and cleaning his ears and doing his skincare. the soft coos and gentle praise are just the cherry on top; he knows he's pretty, and he likes hearing it.

soap reaaaally likes roleplays, it doesn't matter what kind—doctor, alien, lawyer, tattoo shop—but more specifically, those s/o roleplays where the asmrtist is lying down in bed, looking all soft and sweet. he probably develops a little (very big and alarming) parasocial relationship with his favourite youtuber. he also enjoys fast and aggressive asmr because it scratches his brain just right.

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love your works. it truly ignites the most feral fight or flight response i have. i read your posts and it's like i'm suddenly a cornered animal someone is attempting to approach

this is so 😭😭😭 giggling so hard at this rn thank you!!

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the only reason ghoap haven't slept together is because johnny is strict about keeping faithful to his girl (ie not jumping his lieutenant's bones, never mind the flirting), and simon is a little wary about pushing it further for fear of complicating things between them as teammates, so they just keep dancing around each other at work, and everyone can see it.

ooohhh johnny bringing you along with him to the pub one evening and then you see firsthand just how close he is with his lt. the odd inside jokes and sexual innuendos, the prolonged touches, the heated stares. everyone else around you is acting like nothing's wrong, and that's when you start to realise that maybe johnny isn't just yours like you thought.

soap seems like the type to emotionally cheat on you with a coworker (ahem ghost) and brush off any accusations because they haven't physically done anything