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Hamilton: Nooo you have to stand for something!!!

Aaron: haha aaron go burr

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Did I nail it? I think I nailed it.

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I have no idea why Tumblr thinks i'm absolutely cuckoo for Glee and I can't survive without having a 2:1 ratio of Glee to normal posts on my dash.

I don't even watch the show please stop i just want to see my family again

also apparently filtering tags just puts a warning over those posts saying "hey it includes a tag you filtered lol click here to see it" like...no?? thats why i filtered the fucking tag????

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Choronzon is the DC universe's Beetlejuice and you can't change my mind

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Washington: Believe me, these young men don't speak for me

Hamilton: Wow ok just gonna forget that I write your correspondence and speeches then...

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When George Washington starts to call you Young Man instead of Son:

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"That's the thing with life, no one makes it out alive."

Beetlejuice: The Musical, The Musical, The Musical (2019) dir. Alex Timbers

also oh my god it was so hard to pick a song for this post please just listen to the whole album, maybe while you wait for next week's post 🤷‍♂️

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"It's showtime!"

Beetlejuice (1988) dir. Tim Burton

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Also adding: you guys are gonna like Sunday's @beautyinhorror post 👀👀

Beetlejuice: Hey why would my name be beverage?

Lydia: Huh?

Beetlejuice: Earlier in charades. You guessed beverage. Why would my name be beverage?

Lydia: I don't know, why is your name fucking Beetlejuice?

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Ya boi boutta become a history major 😎

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Next week will be a Tim Burton double feature, but not in the way you think 👀👀👀

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Beetlejuice: Hey why would my name be beverage?

Lydia: Huh?

Beetlejuice: Earlier in charades. You guessed beverage. Why would my name be beverage?

Lydia: I don't know, why is your name fucking Beetlejuice?

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"I am the eater of worlds."

It (1990) dir. Tommy Lee Wallace

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When they throw out your beautifully crafted baby crib:

I laughed while I did it :'D

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Lydia: Can I get uhhhhhh a grande vanilla late with eight espresso shots?

Beej: Holy shit Lydia just do cocaine.

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So what’s everybody’s favorite 80’s horror movie?

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"Something came out of the fog and tried to destroy us."

The Fog, 1980 (dir. John Carpenter)