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my brother pointed out that armand would love the redecorating part of moving specifically

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ummm it seems like you have an armand infestation. in your kitchen. he’s found your blender but let’s hope he doesn’t discover the garbage disposal.

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This is sheer genius the most excellent take on him I have ever heard

i feel like we don’t talk enough about armand metaphorically being a bird. the little egg given to him by his mother which he sees as himself, its imagined destruction and the bird that flies out of it is his own traumatic ruination (burnt up relics of a saint) and what he becomes afterward. not to mention all the “if i’m an angel paint me with black wings” of it all.

my baby loves windows obviously applies to armand… and louis, and claudia, and paul… and the way in which it relates to paul is interesting. in the song baby lu is drawn to the birds and walks out the window to her death to be with them. this mocks the way claudia is always drawn to run away from what’s “safe” to experience something else and it often ends with her suffering (much like amadeo)

paul heard birds speaking to him, and was also extremely drawn to religion (much like arun). he walked off a roof on purpose. this is extremely reminiscent of how armand views religion, as well as his idolization of suicide, but even more than that…

armand is the birds. he’s the birds that talk to claudia and tell her to run, he’s the birds that “told” paul to walk off the roof. he’s the thing whispering in your ear telling you to die. he’s a succubus tempting men away from chastity or whatever the fuck the books call him. he’s the angel of death that can stand in the street and have suicidal people flock to him, drawn by his magnetic pull.

i think he sees himself in claudia and paul. but even more so he sees himself as this thing that kills people. that makes them kill themselves. from armand’s perspective, lestat almost killed louis, but 23 years with armand made louis try to kill himself. hes an angel of death and he can’t turn it off, even when he’s trying to have a normal relationship, trying to take care of louis, trying not to destroy him the way he did in every previous relationship, he’s still way too intense and he just drives him crazy in a different way.

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I'll never drop my sword.

scenes from my recent animation.

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I just don’t get it. How can our society act so goddamned normal about seahorses. How can anybody so casually accept that that’s a fish???

This is one of nature’s most anatomically perverse of all beasts. A FISH, like a carp or a bass or a beta is a fish, but it bent its body straight up only to bend its head permanently back down. It stretched its skull into a pipe. It tapered its tail like a lizard, specifically like a chameleon. It can also move its eyes independently by the way, you know, like a chameleon. Fun fact, it can change color to express its mood, like you know whatever does that. It doesn’t properly swim anymore. It buzzes its few remaining fins like an insect’s wings to float itself around at a snail’s pace. It lives its whole life clinging to coral branches or seaweed, which means it decided to become a “tree dweller” in an environment where gravity didn’t even matter anyway. The males get pregnant. They make noises at each other by rubbing some of their neck bones together. Every day, EVERY DAY a mated pair does a little dance and a little neck bone song so they remember which two seahorses they were. They’re a beautiful precious obscenity. Nothing so adorable ever made such a strong case against a logical creator.

They have as little skin and meat as they could get away with. Their skeleton is almost all they are.

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Another devil’s minion commission by ezra for one of his fics :D

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no one:

literally no one:

eric bogosian at every public panel: the people are DYING for me to have SEX with ARMAND they like our GRAPHIC INTERCOURSE oh my! yes they do! they want to WATCH us fuck NASTY and so do I because I am a SLUT and armand and daniel are soooo into each other they need to kiss on the MOUTHS and actually where’s assad and luke let’s start filming this rolin get a pen write this down-

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like, okay, consent does literally just mean agree. which is what enables this little rhetorical trick. because there's all this cultural emphasis on sexual consent, which is just expressed as consent, a lot of phrases whose intended meanings are "rape is bad" can be taken literally to mean "i should get to agree to everything that happens in my vicinity."

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crazy that in the books lestat and louis are slave owners and armand is a former child slave who seduces them both and ruins their lives. and they just never talk about this

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i saw a pair of stylish women’s minecraft pants on pinterest and it inspired me

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based on this post:

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what am i to you? am i your companion?

inspired by this awesome artwork, which in turn is based on this vocabulary question:

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THIS IS SO REAL QUEEN

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

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How does one save this gif I rlly like it

yippieeee~ ahahaha~ yaaaaaaaaay~!⋆｡°✩

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